Patroclus: Fuck, Marry, Kill- Me, Automedon, And Antilochus.

Patroclus: fuck, marry, kill- me, Automedon, and Antilochus.

Achilles: Marry you, fuck Antilochus, and kill Agamemnon.

Agamemnon: What the fuck? I wasn’t even one of the options?

Automedon: I, for one, am very flattered about the fact that you don’t want to kill me. Thank you, Achilles.

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Patroclus: you ever wanna talk about your emotions Antilochus?

Antilochus: no

Achilles: I do!

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