Patroclus: fuck, marry, kill- me, Automedon, and Antilochus.
Achilles: Marry you, fuck Antilochus, and kill Agamemnon.
Agamemnon: What the fuck? I wasn’t even one of the options?
Automedon: I, for one, am very flattered about the fact that you don’t want to kill me. Thank you, Achilles.
Slavic mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Alkonost and Sirin (Алконост и Сирин)
Alkonost in Russian legends is a bird of paradise with the head and hands of a girl. Legends say that Alkonost carries eggs to the depths of the sea in the middle of winter. Alkonost is singing so beautifully that the one who has heard it forgets about everything in the world.
In the medieval Russian legends, Sirin is definitely considered to be a bird of paradise, which sometimes flies to the earth and sings prophetic songs about future bliss, but sometimes these songs can be harmful to humans. Therefore, in some legends, Sirin acquires a negative value, so that it is even beginning to be considered a dark bird, the messenger of the underworld.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Ate (Ἄτη) was the goddess of mischief and ruin
Zephyrus "The Gentle One" & Flora The herald of Spring, Zephyrus (god of the west wind) is known as the most gentle among his brothers. When he descends, he melts the winter snow, bringing with him life-giving winds, warmth, and the joy of spring. As a result of Zephyrus kissing Chloris, a nymph, she became Flora, the goddess of flowers and new growth.
— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[E] - Eros (Ἔρως) was god of sexual attraction, a constant companion of Aphrodite.
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[V] - Valkyries is a group of maidens who served the god Odin and were sent by him to the battlefields to choose the slain who were worthy of a place in Valhalla.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[C] - Calypso (Καλυψώ) was a nymph who captured Odysseus for many years, before he finally managed to escape. She lived on the mythical island of Ogygia.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[P] - Pan (Πάν) was the god of the wild, hunting and companion of the nymphs. He was depicted as being half human, half goat.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[O] - Oizys (Ὀϊζύς) is the goddess of misery, suffering, depression and anxiety.
Patroclus: you ever wanna talk about your emotions Antilochus?
Antilochus: no
Achilles: I do!
Patroclus: I know Achilles
Achilles: I'm mad at Agamemnon!
Patroclus: I know Achilles