Henrietta Rae - Zephyrus Wooing Flora

Zeus to the Olympian Council

Zeus: Our sister Hera is pregnant!

The other gods applaud and cheer.

Zeus: I'm gonna be a dad!

Everyone stops

Hades: I was so sure this had something to do with you being unable to keep it in your pants!

Sandro Botticelli, La Primavera, detail - c.1478-82

[2021] Ares again~

Eva Rydin as Lucia, 1955, Sweden.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hebe (Ἥβη) was the goddess of youth, she served nectar and ambrosia to the Olympians.

Hera: you’re just gonna leave me? Like this?

Zeus: like what? I’m just going to the meat market.

Hera, sulking: you may as well just rip my heart in two

Zeus: wha- what did I do??

Hera: it’s what you didn’t do

Zeus:

Hera:

Zeus: oh

Zeus: *kisses Hera’s head* better?

Hera: much :)

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[M] - Medusa (Μέδουσα) was one of the three Gorgons, daughters of Phorcys and Ceto. A beautiful mortal, Medusa was the exception in the family, until she incurred the wrath of Athena, either due to her boastfulness or because of an ill-fated love affair with Poseidon. Transformed into a vicious monster with snakes for hair, she was killed by Perseus, who afterward used her still potent head as a weapon, before gifting it to Athena.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[P] - Pandora (Πανδώρα), the first woman, was created by Zeus to neutralize the blessing of fire, which had been stolen by Prometheus from Olympus.

In Hesiod’s Works and Days, Pandora had a jar containing all manner of misery and evil. Zeus sent her to Epimetheus, who forgot the warning of his brother Prometheus and made Pandora his wife. She afterward opened the jar, from which the evils flew out over the earth. Hope alone remained inside, the lid having been shut down before she could escape.

Ares: i want to stab you right now

Athena:

Ares: but my therapist said no

Athena: do it, pussy bitch. i dare you