Eos ✨ Goddess Of The Dawn

I love how between Thor and Loki, Thor’s the golden retriever and Loki’s the black cat. But between Loki and Sylvie, he’s the retriever and she’s the cat.

Hera: you’re just gonna leave me? Like this?

Zeus: like what? I’m just going to the meat market.

Hera, sulking: you may as well just rip my heart in two

Zeus: wha- what did I do??

Hera: it’s what you didn’t do

Zeus:

Hera:

Zeus: oh

Zeus: *kisses Hera’s head* better?

Hera: much :)

Chiron: *sees people in the distance doing something stupid* oh my gods, what idiots.

Chiron: *realizing it’s Patroclus and Achilles* Oh no, those are my idiots!

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[I] - Iðunn is a beautiful goddess with long golden hair, she is the goddess of spring and eternal youth, she guards the apples of youth.

Nike: *catwalking with fancy Nike shoes* Hermes: *swinging a fancy Hermès handbag* Aphrodite: *flexing fancy Venus jewelry and lingerie* Artemis: What are they doing? Apollo: Olympus Fashion Show.

Ares: i want to stab you right now

Athena:

Ares: but my therapist said no

Athena: do it, pussy bitch. i dare you

Look is no one else gonna make a big deal about the fact that in the middle of battle Achilles’ horses stopped in their tracks and started crying over the death of Patroclus? And refused to move despite Automedon begging them and whipping them to try to get them off the field until they were literally compelled to move by Zeus himself?? Because I can’t stop thinking about it.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[I] - Iris (Ἶρις) was the goddess – or, better yet, personification – of the rainbow, and a messenger for the gods.

Phobos: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Thanatos: You mean literally or figuratively? Phobos: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hera (Ἥρᾱ) is the wife of Zeus, the Queen of Olympus, and the Olympian goddess of marriage. As such, she is also the deity most associated with family and the welfare of women and children.