Antoine Borel - Thetis Immerses Son Achilles In Water Of River Styx, 18th Century.

Deimos: I hate you!

Phobos: I hate you even more!

Deimos: I wish you were never born!

Phobos: Me too!

Deimos: Can we sleep together tonight?

Phobos: Yes!

Both of them proceed to sleep while hugging

Ares: I'm a proud dad!

Some of my favorite Apollo paintings!

I do not know the artists' names because I just had these on my computer, but if anyone does, please let me know!

^ by Simón Vouet

^ by Briton Rivière

Sandro Botticelli, La Primavera, detail - c.1478-82

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[T] - Thor (Old Norse: Þórr) is the god of thunder, the sky, and agriculture.

Apollo: Hyacinthus, it's cold outside. Let's hold hands. Hyacinthus: Oh okay! Zephyrus: it's fucking summer-

Deimos:(gleefully) A hit, eh? You want us to make em suffer? Or just end it, quick and quiet-like?

Zeus:Nah, nothin' permanent... just, like, give him a little taste of fear. I guess you can break something small... like a toe...

Deimos: We can take out his tongue..

Phobos:(with relish) With a knife!

Deimos:Or remove his heart...

Phobos:(with great relish) Yeah, with a knife!

Deimos:A bigger knife!

Phobos:(with greater relish) Fucking knife!

Zeus:(a touch uneasy) Yeeeeahhhhhhh.... you guys....are....kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea. Hey, Ares, do you want to call the spooky twins home before I throw them there?

Ares: Come boys....

Phobos and Deimos: (Slinks away creepily)

ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

Vaishali Fall 2022 Couture

Achilles: Sleeping so many hours is an indication of depression.

Achilles: Sleep is the only way to escape reality and go to a place where nothing really matters!

Achilles: I am not lazy! Just depressed!

Patroclus: At least we have each other!