Norse Mythology From A To Z:

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[L] - Loki

out of the 500 myrmidon warriors who follow me into battle i only want to marry about 2 of you. do better

Medusa by Alice Pike Barney

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Njörðr is a god associated with the sea, seafaring, wind, fishing, wealth, and crop fertility.

Some Iliads! 

1. Antilochus is the only person in the Iliad to ever make Achilles smile–it’s after Patroclus dies and Antilochus is a brat about a horse race

2. Menesthios is Achilles’ nephew and commander, his dad’s a river god and his mom’s Achilles’ much older sister, Polydora who is a cool lady in that she was crazy enough to bang a river

3. I AM NICE TO HEKTOR SOMETIMES I LET HIM SMOOCH HIS WIFE

4. Ajax! 

Hector victor over Patroclus / Ettore vincitore su Patroclo

by Fabio Fabbi

Automedon: Hey, Achilles, can I get some dating advice?

Achilles: Just because I’m with Patroclus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[at the store]

Hera: excuse me, i lost my son. can i make an announcement?

employee: of course

Hera, into the mic: goodbye you little shit

Hephaestus in the tools section, looking up: what-

Can I get uuuuuuuuh hog chine for the war boys

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[L] - Leto (Λητώ) was one of the Titanides, the goddess of motherhood and the mother of the twin gods Apollon and Artemis.