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You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that

!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets

He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea

bill: What’s a controversial opinion you have that you’d like to share?

MOST OF MY OPINIONS ARE CONTREVERSIAL CONSIDERING I LIKE RIPPING TEETH OUT OF ANIMAL MOUTHS. MOST OF YOU FREAKS LOVE DEAR OLD AXOLOTL, DONTCHA? TAKE THIS FOR CONTREVERSIAL; THAT FRILLY MORON IS GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT CAUSING TROUBLE AND COSMIC ANNOYANCE.

MY HUMAN IS SLEEPING AND IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS.

bit of an inspector, are you? 👁️👁️

The only thing I'm inspecting is (Flips through the "your mom" section of my booklet) how to properly do taxes with no fraud

Could you try playing The World We Knew by Frank Sinatra for him? If he likes We'll Meet Again, he might like other older songs.

(i will not be held liable if anything goes wrong)

He really liked it! Classical is always a good go to for billion year old entities I suppose. His music tastes are as wack as mine.

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

Lmao you should shake his hand

After last time I don't think I should do anything you people tell me to do...I'm still trapped in the bathroom!!

you could play chess with him on the tablet!

either via an app or chess.com

YOURE A GENIUS I LOVE YOU

I already have one of those offline apps installed with chess hehshwhehjs

I'm gonna lose and I'm gonna lose hard and it's gonna be great

honestly nothing is stopping you from just not listening to my suggestions, they are just suggestions. feel free to ignore them! just trying to find a lead on what you might like is all (since you said you just like music that you like and are picky)

NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.

Starting to reconsider scaring him...he seems scared enough

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)