Anything Interesting Happen? Or Has Bill Finally Simmered Down? (For Azure Btw)

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.

How do you have such great taste in hats and bow ties? Do you think more humans could pull off wearing top hats like you do?

TOP HATS DONT LOOK THE SAME WHEN THEY ARENT FLOATING. BOWTIES HOWEVER...EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THOSE. GREATEST INVENTION EVER. GOTTA GIVE MY APPLAUSE.

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

soooo how’s it goin with bill? Anything new or concerning happen the past couple hours or so?

he's sleeping on the chaise again, still hasn't woken up...I might have to leave him there to go ahopping

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.