Boooo Get Off The Stage

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

hey bill, whats your favorite flavor of tea flavor?

CONSTANT COMMENT. WITH MILK. TWO SPOONS OF SUGAR.

oh we do! We honestly just don’t care lmao. What’re ya gonna do? Kick us in the knee? You’re literally 2’11” buddy. I could step on you on accident and not even notice.

I WILL DESTROY YOUR WIFI ROUTER

honestly nothing is stopping you from just not listening to my suggestions, they are just suggestions. feel free to ignore them! just trying to find a lead on what you might like is all (since you said you just like music that you like and are picky)

NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.

MY HUMAN IS SLEEPING AND IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS.

so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)

Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..

(Drawing in progress!)

oh yea and his friends might be coming soon lol. Thought you might wanna know

anyways I left my excuse on the table byeee!

...his....his what. His friends. He has friends?? Should I be concerned! I'm so dead 😭

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?

Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!

I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.

is it bad that i feel called out by the playlist? (i enjoy most of these artists on here, its so good!) why must the music be so catchy but all go together, complement him again for me. gotta say these are some really really good choices. really speaks on the trama he must be feeling rn

why everybody always gotta be talking about his trauma leave the silly alone /hj

He really liked Oh Ana when I played it for him and then directly after locked himself in the bathroom for about five minutes each time, so..I dont know if I should add that or not 😭