Sorry People Are Being Wierd With This, Defintly Not Fair For You Or Others. Haters Gonna Hate And I

Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf

Reblogging because this is important character development my guys

(Dialouge)

IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.

Shoot, nothing is stopping you.

CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?

None of those. Getting close, though.

AZRAQ? CELESTE?

I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.

MORON... AOKI? AZURE?

Ah! Bingo!

AZURE? REALLY?

Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.

CAN BE?

Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.

OH. THATS A THING?

Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.

Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.

OBVIOUSLY.

Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.

YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.

..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

Oh?

OUTCASTS.

Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.

TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Does that mean you're an outcast?

[He didn't answer.]

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

Outcast fist bump?

[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]

SURE.

What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious

PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.

I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.

on a similar note, which crime would you commit if all crimes were legal for 24hrs? (Again, for both)

Forge a contract with the president confirming I am illegible for taxes and other things to make money and rent easier.. Other than that, I'm staying home. I live on a highway with a good bit of property so I'd be safe, I think people get way too wacko with purge stuff.

ALL CRIMES ARE ALWAYS LEGAL FOR ME.

oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.

We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...

it's Azure, isn't it?

(you can wait to post this one)

ZAZA BINGO! Good job!!

Dialouge sequence coming soon!!!

TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.