Do You Ever Miss Your Home Dimension?

Starting to reconsider scaring him...he seems scared enough

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)

lil dorito man, why are you so cute and tiny! you look so hugable if only you weren't so sharp. hows life with a human treating you, its probably been ages

I AM NOT CUTE. IF YOU SAW MY TRUE FORM YOUR EYES WOULD DISINTEGRATE AND YOUR HEAD WOULD MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF OOBLECK.

LIFE IS GREAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OR TERRIBLE. WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.

brownie points? those for the people you don't hate? :]

YEP. HUMAN HAS ONE BROWNIE POINT. ONLY BECAUSE ITS LITERAL. SHE GAVE ME A BROWNIE. I STILL HATE HER.

This lil guy popped up in my house and refuses to get out of that corner...he hisses at me when I get close, I need my shoes send help

(CREDITS TO @squidflavoredsoup FOR THE IDEA!!)

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

so how long do you plan on staying with my moot?

ILL STAY HOWEVER LONG I FEEL LIKE IT. MAYBE ILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW. MAYBE ILL JUST STAB HER AND TAKE THE DOGS. WHATS IT TO YOU.

(Theft accusers that have no idea what they're talking about making me feel guilty asf for something that was said to be fine and now I'm second guessing myself :sigh:)

hey bill, whats your favorite flavor of tea flavor?

CONSTANT COMMENT. WITH MILK. TWO SPOONS OF SUGAR.

Erm guys. Guys. Erm. Guys. I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS CRACK 😭😭😭 LIKE EVERY TIME 😭😭

I'm gonna have to go back in and edit that...but not rn I'm eepy

hey bill, i don't know if anyone has asked this but do you have a favorite roommate out of the fur babies?

THE SHEPARD. IM NOT TELLING YOU WHY.

He means Ellie. Ruger is too clingy for him, Mea licks too much, and Lady doesn't like him.