Brownie Points? Those For The People You Don't Hate? :]

if you're walking around instead of floating, i doubt you'll be able to get to the other side of the country.

I CAN FLOAT . I CAN FLOAT FINE. I COULD FLOAT YOU OUT OF A BUSINESS. YOU COULD LIVE NEXT TO US AND YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW. COUNT YOUR DAYS.

Random question for Bill and the Human!

Favourite planet (if any)?

Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'

Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.

MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.

I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!

WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?

Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.

(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

Ahoy

Ahoy! Me matey! 🏴‍☠️

Lmao you should shake his hand

After last time I don't think I should do anything you people tell me to do...I'm still trapped in the bathroom!!

you have access to their phone; if you want secrets, why not just look through their apps/browsing history?

I TRIED. THERE ISNT EVEN ANYTHING INTERESTING. THE ONLY DIARY APP THING I FOUND HAS A DAMN PIN.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

I'm so honk mimimi yall

Bill you seem charming, why do people dislike you so much? I don’t personally understand it, you seem so fun to have around. Have you done anything cool today chaotic cosmic dorito?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE THINKING WHEN THEY CLAIM TO DISLIKE ME. ME!!! TODAY I INCINERATED THE AXOLOTL AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.

..THATS WHAT I WOULDVE LIKED TO DO ANYWAY.