TSA Would Probably Put You In The Food Disposal

WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.

You should draw bill and ford but they’re silly dancers

(Raaaaaah I don't have any experience drawing Ford... I could try ofc but no promises it's gonna be good!!)

(damn. i may or may not have been hoping for a reaction based on the lyrics. glad you're not dead though)

you hate me you're so mean :sigh:

Ill admit, it is funny to see his reactions..

pspspspspspspsspsps

Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

Biiiiiill let me go to sleeeeeeppppp😭😭😭

NO!!!! WHATS THE POINT OF A NEVER ENDING PARTY IF IT ENDS!!!!

I never agreed to thiiiihiiissssss😿😿😿😿😿

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.

you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?

HES SINGING OMFG

I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special

He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭