You Should Draw Bill And Ford But They’re Silly Dancers

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well now might be the time to tell you.. that bow tie was from my great great grandma.

the leaves embroidered on it are made of lead and arsenic lol (at least, the color used to make it has lead and arsenic)

WOW! EVEN TASTIER! THANKS FOR THE SNACK!

I FEEL STABBY. STAB. STAB. STAB. DIE. DIE. DIE. EVERYTHING. DIE. WE'LL FIND YOU. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.

Famous? I was famous once. They took away my site. My fanfic site. My fanfic site with social aspects. And the social aspects were removed.

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!

ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!

He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!

oh!! Whoops!! Hold on..

[bowtiewithflowerpattern.zip]

I don’t have a communist one as of now, please take this one.

[He ate it.]

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

you should play the song “we’ll meet again”, I think he’ll like it. Idk he just gives off those vibes yk?

HES SINGING OMFG

I didn't know he could sing???wowzers I feel so special

He asked how I knew this song and I just told him I found it on a random Playlist I'm so slick

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

Kacchow