You Can Make Him A House In The Backyard! Like A Lil Bird House, I Think He Would Love That And He Can

so how long do you plan on staying with my moot?

ILL STAY HOWEVER LONG I FEEL LIKE IT. MAYBE ILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW. MAYBE ILL JUST STAB HER AND TAKE THE DOGS. WHATS IT TO YOU.

you should probably make some sandwiches from him and his friends, remeber no crust. its the way he likes it. also if you can still make/get some brownies that would be great. everyone will probably love those, who wouldn't

Guh. I'm gonna ask him about said friends... but sandwiches without crust. Like a toddler would want it?

pspspspspspspsspsps

Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)

IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?

ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.

i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

azure is such a pretty name, reminds me of the owl house tbh. lovely

Really?? I think I came up with it with BOTW in mind teehee thankee

i don't have a crush! i just like sharing music, am i not allowed to have passions? i just saw some music on the playlist that i like and wanted to see if any more of my tastes aligned with bills. and honestly uncanny is kinda fire, it kinda reminds me of fnaf fan songs. great song tho

SEE? EXACTLY. I DONT KNOW WHAT FNAF IS THOUGH.

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

Azul? Avians? (Btw I only know these bc I was looking for my ocs name a while back lmao)

Close-ish! You're getting there!

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..