Wait Hold On Is He Wearing Fucking HEELS?

Omg I completely forgot to mention: the triangle dude is kind of like a cat, in the way that, if you leave him unattended for even a few second he will wreak havoc. Also you might find dead rats on your porch, ominously spelling out your name, specifically on your birthday. Nothing too bad lol anyways good luck!!

Oh! Huh! Cutie actually. Good thing I've got nothing to do but mope around here and watch. He's probably going to be long gone by my birthday. At least, I assume..

i don't think eastern standard time and pacific daylight time are next to each other, bill.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOURE IN. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO MEMORIZE YOUR STUPID TIME ZONE. ILL BUY A PLANE TICKET. ILL CATCH A RIDE.

We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.

( @squidflavoredsoup !!)

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

Drawing in progress! Asks are open!!!

(Tumblr when I wake up early:) 🦗 (Tumblr when I stay up late:) 🦗 (Tumblr when the clock hits noon:) 🦗 (Crickets when:) 🦗

omg that sounds so cool!! Does it have a name, or.. ?

OF COURSE IT DOES. THIS KEYBOARD DOESNT HAVE THE NESSESARY CHARACTERS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE IT ANYWAY.

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf

alright, so you hate harpy hare. what about icicles (by the scary jokes)? its a very pointy song if you ignore how soft the music can be at times

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BLOWS. GET BETTER. IT SOUNDS LIKE STANDING UP WITH AN IRON DEFICIENCY.

DUUDEEEEE