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sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription

He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.

...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.

I rolled my ankle on my dogs bone...I stepped on it and rolled it between and then side and down and OUCH OUCH OWIE AUUUUGHHHH (on the floor) okay okay it's okay (stands up) OW FUCK (lays down on the couch) okay this is fine

Kacchow

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you

Cyan? Turquoise? Cobalt?Azraq? Afina? Aoki/Aoko?

None of those! Getting close with the A's.

TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.

Be back in 4 hours

Bill is about 2'7! Almost exactly the height of my couch.