I Rolled My Ankle On My Dogs Bone...I Stepped On It And Rolled It Between And Then Side And Down And

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

It's getting close to when he wakes up.. leaving the house now! (Hoping it doesn't backfire...)

Hey dorito man, do you have a favorite tv show? Have you even ever watched tv before? You would probably like nerd shows like mythbusters or bill nye or theoretical math videos about portals maybe even cat videos.

EW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I PREFER FAMILY COMEDY. KRAPOPOLIS. THE GREAT NORTH. YOU GET THE PICTURE.

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

Poor guy. Ask admin to give you access.

SHES BUSY.

I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)

you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.

Biiiiiill let me go to sleeeeeeppppp😭😭😭

NO!!!! WHATS THE POINT OF A NEVER ENDING PARTY IF IT ENDS!!!!

I never agreed to thiiiihiiissssss😿😿😿😿😿

brownie points? those for the people you don't hate? :]

YEP. HUMAN HAS ONE BROWNIE POINT. ONLY BECAUSE ITS LITERAL. SHE GAVE ME A BROWNIE. I STILL HATE HER.

Favorite holidays?

HOLIDAYS SUCK. WHY MAKE CERTIAN DAYS SPECIAL WHEN EVERY DAY COULD BE GREAT. DUMB SILLY HUMANS.

Uh, I don't have one. Nobody to spend Christmas or Thanksgiving with, not a good location for trick or treaters, Easter is basically nothing...