Sova: STOP

i was coerced into posting these

part [1/?]

Cypher: I've been living with 20 people without any of them knowing a single detail about my life. This is so easy.

Sova: *passing by* Hey Amir, do you think-

Cypher: *cocks a gun* I've been living with 19 people-

the adults of the team having a drink after a hard day of babysitting

the heartsteel boys!!

fade: you know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?

cypher: you mean the one that sounds like sova?

its funny how you can just kill sova to make a villain arc fic (no res au) w literally every sova pairing lmao like cyberowl? kill sova. soviper? kill sova. somber? kill sova. tremorbolt? kill sova again because the other character is already mentally unstable so lets make them worse with killing their emotional support hunter bf

can i just say that the funniest choice the valorant design team has made is giving sova, a man who's canonically born with a darker hair color than the one he has now, platinum blonde hair

this insinuates that he in fact either got it done in either a salon, by a friend who knows how to bleach, or by himself and i love that

fade: “go hang a salami” backwards is “i’m a lasagna hog” and that pleases me

sova: how did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

Cypher: I've been living with 20 people without any of them knowing a single detail about my life. This is so easy.

Sova: *passing by* Hey Amir, do you think-

Cypher: *cocks a gun* I've been living with 19 people-