like i could see sqh making some joke about “you guys mustve been desperate to settle for me” and them being confused like “wdym we fucking settled we fucking scored higher marks than lan wangji’s back scars”
i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.
Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.
but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”
*flirting with jiang cheng* hey there handsome, does your nephew need any more uncles?
*can be applied to every other one of jin ling’s uncles*
Hi! This is canon now. MXTX can fight me personally on it if she disagrees. That’s all!
shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.
meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that
Huaisang in the TGCF manhua style?? He’s just so….
shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.
meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that
Moshenshang my beloved thank u for this ooghhh
NO PROBLEM I AM SO HAPPY TO STEER THIS SHIP LIKE THE LITTLE SILLY CAPTAIN I WAS NOT BORN TO BE AND FRANKLY SHOULDN’T BE ENTRUSTED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING!
Have a terrible sketch of the skrunklies for ur service
please and thank you ❤️😇
Pt 2 of the Cumplane “local trans girl falls for pathetic author man” comic. Link to pt 1!
NHS does not have a mini doll. He cannot be held gently like baby (or whatever the fuck sort of MK-Ultra recreation games TikTok plays with their mini dolls.) However, we still can cherish his digital image.
he xuan post black water arc:
This is the spiritual successor to this post.
ok but listen the black parade died in 2008 and will's last performance with the tapeworms before the slouching towards bethlehem tour was in 2018 and thats 10 years apart
whats ten divided by 2 thats right 5
both mcr and will wood have 4 albums that everyone talks about (bullets, revenge, the black parade, danger days / eial, self-ish, the normal album (notice how both third albums are titled THE something. and happen to be the best ones in my honest opinion. thats right), icimi), 1 album that people mention less cus they dont see it as part of the big 4 (conventional weapons / camp here and there), and 2 live albums from very different eras (1 of which is a part of/associated with a documentary abt them (the real will wood & life on the murder scene)) which means to complete the prophecy they both need a 5TH album
which leads us to a conclusion that mcr5 is REAL and new will wood album in 2025 is REAL and its gonna be a COLLAB and Gerard Way and Will Wood are gonna KISS on stage while holding a pride flag and its gonna be beautiful and everyone will cry
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