imagine Reader giving birth like Ellie from ice age 3??
Reader: Wukong pinapples
Tripitaka: Pinapples?
Sun wukong: she gets cravings
Reader: common grapes, grapefruits NECTARINES??
Sha wujing: she’s ordering a fruit cocktail
Reader: c’mon think
reader: *gasp* PEACHES!!!!!!
Sun wukong: Peaches?…. PEACHES
sun wukong: THE BABY, THE BABY IS COMING
Zhu Baije: CAN YOU TRY TO HOLD IT IN???
reader: can someone slap him for me
ao bing: 🐴
This ask made me chuckle so I made a silly little edit on my phone
⚠️CW for Graphic Violence at the end⚠️
This artist is so good :>
i thought i posted the de kuiper kids here but i was mistaken, the oldest daughter and the twins ;v;
Sol, Luna, and Tähti. (Sun, Moon, and Star)
just reposting for me
Mercs seeing their calm s/o charge into battle
Medic with autistic s/o who likes neuroscience
Medic comforting s/o
Medic and Sniper with a short s/o
Mercs with winged s/o
Mercs with intimidating s/o
Mercs with s/o who gets hurt to see them
Saxton Hale being terrified of the mercs s/o
Mercs twin losing their sanity due to Marasmus
Mercs figuring out their s/o is Pyro
Mercs with deceptively strong s/o
Mercs seeing s/o have a seizure
Mercs play the pocky game
Mercs with 'fisherman' s/o
Mercs crush confesses first
Mercs with large s/o
Mercs with s/o who has a tarantula
Mercs with s/o who is short but full of rage
Mercs with s/o who always gets sick
Mercs when they're best friend joins the team
Mercs with s/o who has anemia
Mercs with British s/o
Mercs with butcher s/o
Mercs with s/o who has body dysmorphia
Mercs with s/o who shuts down when upset
Mercs with s/o who always cracks jokes
Mercs with chubby s/o
Mercs with friend who turns anger into sadness
Mercs finding out reader can spin yarn
Mercs with a Brazilian s/o
Mercs with s/o who runs underground criminal empire
Mercs with half cyborg s/o
Mercs being friend with a weapons dealer
Mercs finding out their s/o is a DJ
Mercs friend is mistaken for being in the mafia
Mercs with motorcyclist s/o
Mercs with s/o who blows them kisses mid battle
Mercs s/o uses 'your mom' jokes to distract the enemy
Mercs with demon hunter s/o
Mercs getting married
Mercs s/o giving them their favorite stuffed animal
Mercs with s/o who's under a love potion
Mercs crush unexpectedly kisses them
Mercs hearing their s/o destroy someone with a roast
Mercs with short s/o
Mercs with an s/o from the Adam's family
Mercs with so who has a service dog
Mercs with shark reader
Mercs seeing their so randomly appear and disappear
Sniper finding his s/o blowing bubbles
Mercs with robot medic s/o
Mercs friend is a substitute for other mercs
Mercs with s/o who plays the piano when they stim
Mercs with so who has powers from Little Nightmares
Mercs with s/o who can summon plants
Mercs with s/o who has a pet dragon
Mercs with s/o who constantly cracks their body
Mercs with blu robot medic s/o
Mercs s/o bites to show affection
Mercs finding out their s/o is royalty
Sniper finding out his s/o is Saxton Hale's godchild
Mercs finding out Heavy has an older sibling
Mercs finding s/o in an abandoned lab
Mercs s/o finding a child in a dumpster
Demoman soulmate au
Mercs with a quartermaster s/o
Spys reaction to his s/o ordering him a custom knife
Mercs s/o has ghost powers
Mercs seeing their s/o learn every mercs language
Mercs gender neutral friend dresses feminine
Mercs s/o used to be a soldier
Medic with vampire s/o
Mercs mute s/o talks for the first time
Mercs reaction to s/o calling them their husband
Sniper soulmate au
Mercs with gopnik friend
Mercs with reader who's brutally honest
Mercs s/o was in a gang
Mercs so wears bells to let mercs know they're coming
Mercs with s/o who smokes
Spy soulmate AU
Mercs s/o comes out of hiding
Mercs s/o (who doesn't know their job) defends them
Mercs s/o uses an anti tank rifle
Mercs accidentally kill their s/o(permanently)
Mercs s/o has a really nice voice
Mercs with s/o who is similar to scarecrow from D.C.
Scout soulmate au
Mercs finding out their s/o used to hunt SCP's
Mercs with s/o who's an archon
Mercs with s/o who has a toxic ex
Mercs with kitsune s/o
Mercs finding out their s/o has Guillian Barre syndrome
Characters with s/o that can never open a pickle jar
Mercs s/o being a young grandparent
Mercs reaction to s/o dropping their pulse to 0 as a distraction
Sniper kissing headcannons
Mercs with so who owns a reptile preservation
Mercs finding out their s/o works as a singer at night
I love him so much
How come people can simp for Reinhardt (63) and Reaper (60) and it’s completely normal but the moment I mention Sigma (64) it’s always “DO YOU WANNA LICK HIS TOES?” NO??? I JUST THINK HE’S NEAT :(
Hehe :3
Soldier 76: HANA! WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?!
DVa: Give who? Grandpa? Just some k-pop and a new set of headphones!
Soldier 76: We’re still getting him acclimated! Things he likes or hates can make him flip the gravity in the space he’s in!
Sigma: *eyes closed head bouncing and making all the lab equipment rise and fall to the bass line in BLACKPINK’s “Boombayah”*
Lucio: *clinging to a chair* HE GAVE HIMSELF TO THE RHYTHM!
:3 nice
The Junkers and anyother other character of your choice being introduced to pocky sticks as they see the s/o causally munching on some while watching TV. And if they end up liking pocky which would be their favourite flavor? I personally like the banana-chocolate, Oreo and strawberry flavor.
I've never had pocky actually but I'll do my best (I added Brigitte cause she's great and Sigma because he's so sweet and underrated)
He falls in love when you introduce him to pocky sticks
He loves all the fruit flavored ones like strawberry and banana
He loves to eat them when he has bubble tea
Then one day he'll run up to you begging you to help him try and make a bubble tea pocky stick
Jamieson has the best ideas for pocky stick flavors and it's so much fun to try to make
He's pretty skeptical about them
Mako doesn't eat a lot of sweets so he doesn't know how to feel about them
Pretty soon they become a comfort snack because they remind him of you
He doesn't really show his love for specific flavors but you notice him buying the Green tea flavor more often
She doesn't know how to feel about them a first
But if you like them she guesses she'll give it a try
She's never regretted that decision
Odessa loves pocky sticks and enjoys the chocolate flavor the most
She always insists on buying them and even tries to learn how to make them by herself
If becomes a common thing to use pocky sticks as little gifts to each other
Brigitte loves all sweet treats and pocky is not an exception
She's had one before you introduced them but she never knew there were so many flavors and she's a bit overwhelmed
Her favorite flavor is definitely strawberry because she loves the fruit and sweet things
Brigitte definitely learns how to make pocky for you so she can make you any flavor you want
Sigma is a little confused when you explain pocky to him
But he falls in love in no time flat
His favorite flavors are Green tea and the dark chocolate ones
Sigma definitely will shyly ask if you can get more once he runs out
He feels like it's a little childish but knowing you share his love for the sweet treats encourage him to continue eating them and now they're his favorite food period
*kicks in the door* I heard you like Sigma and I need your thoughts on him (I have recently discovered him and I feel like I’ve slept on this)
YES... he is the current little meow meow of my heart... tragic enthusiastic astrophysicist with a good heart and a great voice my beloved
im gonna ramble now so---
you can see his origin story video on youtube and currently from what I'm getting there hasn't really been much lore for him since he released like... 3.. years ago? BUT there are little crumbs of information you can get and/or interpret from the voice lines he has and his interactions with the characters in game, some of my faves in particular being:
all the sombra lines with him where it feels like she genuinely cares and worries for him, she looks out for him as Moira and the others perform... definitely """non-intrusive""" experiments on him as he says (I am new to the OW world proper but I can't help but wonder if Talon's experimenting on him is part of why his mental state isn't improving as much as it should (his mind tends to wander).. it's already known that they just want him to be their living weapon and not actually support his research... I hope we get to see him changing over to overwatch's side and get life quality improvements with Winston's help)
the kill lines when you take down moira and doomfist, which are apparently dutch proverbs -- I wonder what his true thoughts are on his "co-workers" and if he truly doesn't realize he's being used
all the voice lines with him asking silly things which convinces me he would 1000% be the one roommate to wake you up at 4am to say things like "if two astronauts were on the moon and one threw a rock at the other one would that be messed up or what"
and... more, honestly, he's a HUGE DORK and while you can feel he's a sweet person trough a lot of the lines theres ones where hes absolutely savage ("death traveled lightyears to take you" when killing someone by throwing a huge rock at them via his gravity powers -- or, my absolute fave that made me cackle maniacally out loud, when interrupting Genji's ability "oh! sorry did I interrupt your swordplay?" LIKE... SIR.)
also bc I just realized I completely forgot to mention the main things about him:
called "sigma", his real name is siebren de kuiper and he's a 62 yr old dutch astrophysicist, focus on black holes, got his gravity powers from said black holes (experiment gone wrong), got emprisoned by the government and boy I can only imagine the trauma this blorbo has (was he receiving proper care??? therapy???? man is literally out here losing himself) and then got rescued by The Baddies TM (Talon) to be turned into a living weapon on the pretense of wanting to help him with his research
(clutches my little gay heart) I have so much love for this senior citizen I will cherish him and kiss he. which is really super funny because I started out playing him because it was funny to inflict ToesMan on my friends but then I heard him and more about him and turns out. I was the one being inflicted with ToesMan all along (we lovingly call him toesman because in most of his skins the only skin showing are his head and his feet)