He's So Dapper And Hip

more scout&bidwell brother content ft. a harrowingly long elevator ride

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this is for overwatch, specifically sigma hcs! I have a few questions, hopefully that's alright.

(s/o works at talon too!)

- sigma with a s/o that's really interested in his work, genuinely listens to him when he rambles and asks plenty of questions to feed their curiosity?

- s/o that's really techy! loves to create machines, robots and weapons. kinda nerdy but in a genius crazy way! definitely not shy

- and lastly! s/o that has surgically preformed modifications to themselves! robot arm, legs, etc. The reason why? because they could.

I'm gonna do these just for Sigma I hope that's okay!

Sigma with techy s/o who enjoys listening about his work

First of all, he's fascinated by your metal limbs and your inventions

He'll ask so many questions about each of them and their purpose if they even have one

And he listens so diligently to your rambles and when you return the favor? Estatic

Since you're actually listens he talks about everything he's been holding back

And he gets even more excited when you seem interested in his words

All the questions you have has him excitedly moving on to the next part of his current experiment

(Side note: Moira is so relieved that Siebren stopped bothering her since you're there to listen to him)

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Neat

@useless-trans-baby asked:

when in nemesis form, ramattras quick melee is a bonk

Yeah! I’ve seen videos of it, it’s a nice little detail.

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Hehe :3

Soldier 76: HANA! WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?!

DVa: Give who? Grandpa? Just some k-pop and a new set of headphones!

Soldier 76: We’re still getting him acclimated! Things he likes or hates can make him flip the gravity in the space he’s in!

Sigma: *eyes closed head bouncing and making all the lab equipment rise and fall to the bass line in BLACKPINK’s “Boombayah”*

Lucio: *clinging to a chair* HE GAVE HIMSELF TO THE RHYTHM!

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Aww cutie

Sometimes babygirl is a 62 year old astrophysicist

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This artist is so good :>

i thought i posted the de kuiper kids here but i was mistaken, the oldest daughter and the twins ;v; 

Sol, Luna, and Tähti. (Sun, Moon, and Star)  

So cute 😍

its valentines day so i drew the thing i draw virtually almost every day but pinker <:^ ) 

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*kicks in the door* I heard you like Sigma and I need your thoughts on him (I have recently discovered him and I feel like I’ve slept on this)

YES... he is the current little meow meow of my heart... tragic enthusiastic astrophysicist with a good heart and a great voice my beloved

im gonna ramble now so---

you can see his origin story video on youtube and currently from what I'm getting there hasn't really been much lore for him since he released like... 3.. years ago? BUT there are little crumbs of information you can get and/or interpret from the voice lines he has and his interactions with the characters in game, some of my faves in particular being:

all the sombra lines with him where it feels like she genuinely cares and worries for him, she looks out for him as Moira and the others perform... definitely """non-intrusive""" experiments on him as he says (I am new to the OW world proper but I can't help but wonder if Talon's experimenting on him is part of why his mental state isn't improving as much as it should (his mind tends to wander).. it's already known that they just want him to be their living weapon and not actually support his research... I hope we get to see him changing over to overwatch's side and get life quality improvements with Winston's help)

the kill lines when you take down moira and doomfist, which are apparently dutch proverbs -- I wonder what his true thoughts are on his "co-workers" and if he truly doesn't realize he's being used

all the voice lines with him asking silly things which convinces me he would 1000% be the one roommate to wake you up at 4am to say things like "if two astronauts were on the moon and one threw a rock at the other one would that be messed up or what"

and... more, honestly, he's a HUGE DORK and while you can feel he's a sweet person trough a lot of the lines theres ones where hes absolutely savage ("death traveled lightyears to take you" when killing someone by throwing a huge rock at them via his gravity powers -- or, my absolute fave that made me cackle maniacally out loud, when interrupting Genji's ability "oh! sorry did I interrupt your swordplay?" LIKE... SIR.)

also bc I just realized I completely forgot to mention the main things about him:

called "sigma", his real name is siebren de kuiper and he's a 62 yr old dutch astrophysicist, focus on black holes, got his gravity powers from said black holes (experiment gone wrong), got emprisoned by the government and boy I can only imagine the trauma this blorbo has (was he receiving proper care??? therapy???? man is literally out here losing himself) and then got rescued by The Baddies TM (Talon) to be turned into a living weapon on the pretense of wanting to help him with his research

(clutches my little gay heart) I have so much love for this senior citizen I will cherish him and kiss he. which is really super funny because I started out playing him because it was funny to inflict ToesMan on my friends but then I heard him and more about him and turns out. I was the one being inflicted with ToesMan all along (we lovingly call him toesman because in most of his skins the only skin showing are his head and his feet)

S/O: *a violinist, walking alongside Siebren in the halls of the Gibraltar base* The melody you hear, is it the same every time…?

Siebren: Not entirely, some choruses repeat. But sometimes the tempo and volume pick up rapidly, it can be extremely pleasant at times! But before I can memorize every part, it fleets away…

S/O: …

*several days later*

S/O: *taking the violin out of its case and raising the bow to play* Doctor, would you mind listening to this…?

Siebren: Ah, a new original piece, perhaps?

S/O: Not entirely… *brings the bow to the strings and starts playing an almost ethereal melody for a few moments before stopping after seeing his face* Doctor…?

Siebren: H-how did you know that part of the chorus?!

S/O: Oh… well you sometimes describe it to me, also to Angela and Zenyatta too. Lucio collaborated with me and helped me put some of the sheet music together to try and test it out! Do you maybe want me to record it for you so you can hear the pleasant sections whenever you want to?

Siebren: Could… could you do it in person for me again in the future…?

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just reposting for me

Tf2 Masterlist 4

Mercs seeing their calm s/o charge into battle

Medic with autistic s/o who likes neuroscience

Medic comforting s/o

Medic and Sniper with a short s/o

Mercs with winged s/o

Mercs with intimidating s/o

Mercs with s/o who gets hurt to see them

Saxton Hale being terrified of the mercs s/o

Mercs twin losing their sanity due to Marasmus

Mercs figuring out their s/o is Pyro

Mercs with deceptively strong s/o

Mercs seeing s/o have a seizure

Mercs play the pocky game

Mercs with 'fisherman' s/o

Mercs crush confesses first

Mercs with large s/o

Mercs with s/o who has a tarantula

Mercs with s/o who is short but full of rage

Mercs with s/o who always gets sick

Mercs when they're best friend joins the team

Mercs with s/o who has anemia

Mercs with British s/o

Mercs with butcher s/o

Mercs with s/o who has body dysmorphia

Mercs with s/o who shuts down when upset

Mercs with s/o who always cracks jokes

Mercs with chubby s/o

Mercs with friend who turns anger into sadness

Mercs finding out reader can spin yarn

Mercs with a Brazilian s/o

Mercs with s/o who runs underground criminal empire

Mercs with half cyborg s/o

Mercs being friend with a weapons dealer

Mercs finding out their s/o is a DJ

Mercs friend is mistaken for being in the mafia

Mercs with motorcyclist s/o

Mercs with s/o who blows them kisses mid battle

Mercs s/o uses 'your mom' jokes to distract the enemy

Mercs with demon hunter s/o

Mercs getting married

Mercs s/o giving them their favorite stuffed animal

Mercs with s/o who's under a love potion

Mercs crush unexpectedly kisses them

Mercs hearing their s/o destroy someone with a roast

Mercs with short s/o

Mercs with an s/o from the Adam's family

Mercs with so who has a service dog

Mercs with shark reader

Mercs seeing their so randomly appear and disappear

Sniper finding his s/o blowing bubbles

Mercs with robot medic s/o

Mercs friend is a substitute for other mercs

Mercs with s/o who plays the piano when they stim

Mercs with so who has powers from Little Nightmares

Mercs with s/o who can summon plants

Mercs with s/o who has a pet dragon

Mercs with s/o who constantly cracks their body

Mercs with blu robot medic s/o

Mercs s/o bites to show affection

Mercs finding out their s/o is royalty

Sniper finding out his s/o is Saxton Hale's godchild

Mercs finding out Heavy has an older sibling

Mercs finding s/o in an abandoned lab

Mercs s/o finding a child in a dumpster

Demoman soulmate au

Mercs with a quartermaster s/o

Spys reaction to his s/o ordering him a custom knife

Mercs s/o has ghost powers

Mercs seeing their s/o learn every mercs language

Mercs gender neutral friend dresses feminine

Mercs s/o used to be a soldier

Medic with vampire s/o

Mercs mute s/o talks for the first time

Mercs reaction to s/o calling them their husband

Sniper soulmate au

Mercs with gopnik friend

Mercs with reader who's brutally honest

Mercs s/o was in a gang

Mercs so wears bells to let mercs know they're coming

Mercs with s/o who smokes

Spy soulmate AU

Mercs s/o comes out of hiding

Mercs s/o (who doesn't know their job) defends them

Mercs s/o uses an anti tank rifle

Mercs accidentally kill their s/o(permanently)

Mercs s/o has a really nice voice

Mercs with s/o who is similar to scarecrow from D.C.

Scout soulmate au

Mercs finding out their s/o used to hunt SCP's

Mercs with s/o who's an archon

Mercs with s/o who has a toxic ex

Mercs with kitsune s/o

Mercs finding out their s/o has Guillian Barre syndrome

Characters with s/o that can never open a pickle jar

Mercs s/o being a young grandparent

Mercs reaction to s/o dropping their pulse to 0 as a distraction

Sniper kissing headcannons

Mercs with so who owns a reptile preservation

Mercs finding out their s/o works as a singer at night

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