Snake Played By AI

I love him so much

How come people can simp for Reinhardt (63) and Reaper (60) and it’s completely normal but the moment I mention Sigma (64) it’s always “DO YOU WANNA LICK HIS TOES?” NO??? I JUST THINK HE’S NEAT :(

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Neat

@useless-trans-baby asked:

when in nemesis form, ramattras quick melee is a bonk

Yeah! I’ve seen videos of it, it’s a nice little detail.

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S/O: *a violinist, walking alongside Siebren in the halls of the Gibraltar base* The melody you hear, is it the same every time…?

Siebren: Not entirely, some choruses repeat. But sometimes the tempo and volume pick up rapidly, it can be extremely pleasant at times! But before I can memorize every part, it fleets away…

S/O: …

*several days later*

S/O: *taking the violin out of its case and raising the bow to play* Doctor, would you mind listening to this…?

Siebren: Ah, a new original piece, perhaps?

S/O: Not entirely… *brings the bow to the strings and starts playing an almost ethereal melody for a few moments before stopping after seeing his face* Doctor…?

Siebren: H-how did you know that part of the chorus?!

S/O: Oh… well you sometimes describe it to me, also to Angela and Zenyatta too. Lucio collaborated with me and helped me put some of the sheet music together to try and test it out! Do you maybe want me to record it for you so you can hear the pleasant sections whenever you want to?

Siebren: Could… could you do it in person for me again in the future…?

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just reposting for me

Tf2 Masterlist 4

Mercs seeing their calm s/o charge into battle

Medic with autistic s/o who likes neuroscience

Medic comforting s/o

Medic and Sniper with a short s/o

Mercs with winged s/o

Mercs with intimidating s/o

Mercs with s/o who gets hurt to see them

Saxton Hale being terrified of the mercs s/o

Mercs twin losing their sanity due to Marasmus

Mercs figuring out their s/o is Pyro

Mercs with deceptively strong s/o

Mercs seeing s/o have a seizure

Mercs play the pocky game

Mercs with 'fisherman' s/o

Mercs crush confesses first

Mercs with large s/o

Mercs with s/o who has a tarantula

Mercs with s/o who is short but full of rage

Mercs with s/o who always gets sick

Mercs when they're best friend joins the team

Mercs with s/o who has anemia

Mercs with British s/o

Mercs with butcher s/o

Mercs with s/o who has body dysmorphia

Mercs with s/o who shuts down when upset

Mercs with s/o who always cracks jokes

Mercs with chubby s/o

Mercs with friend who turns anger into sadness

Mercs finding out reader can spin yarn

Mercs with a Brazilian s/o

Mercs with s/o who runs underground criminal empire

Mercs with half cyborg s/o

Mercs being friend with a weapons dealer

Mercs finding out their s/o is a DJ

Mercs friend is mistaken for being in the mafia

Mercs with motorcyclist s/o

Mercs with s/o who blows them kisses mid battle

Mercs s/o uses 'your mom' jokes to distract the enemy

Mercs with demon hunter s/o

Mercs getting married

Mercs s/o giving them their favorite stuffed animal

Mercs with s/o who's under a love potion

Mercs crush unexpectedly kisses them

Mercs hearing their s/o destroy someone with a roast

Mercs with short s/o

Mercs with an s/o from the Adam's family

Mercs with so who has a service dog

Mercs with shark reader

Mercs seeing their so randomly appear and disappear

Sniper finding his s/o blowing bubbles

Mercs with robot medic s/o

Mercs friend is a substitute for other mercs

Mercs with s/o who plays the piano when they stim

Mercs with so who has powers from Little Nightmares

Mercs with s/o who can summon plants

Mercs with s/o who has a pet dragon

Mercs with s/o who constantly cracks their body

Mercs with blu robot medic s/o

Mercs s/o bites to show affection

Mercs finding out their s/o is royalty

Sniper finding out his s/o is Saxton Hale's godchild

Mercs finding out Heavy has an older sibling

Mercs finding s/o in an abandoned lab

Mercs s/o finding a child in a dumpster

Demoman soulmate au

Mercs with a quartermaster s/o

Spys reaction to his s/o ordering him a custom knife

Mercs s/o has ghost powers

Mercs seeing their s/o learn every mercs language

Mercs gender neutral friend dresses feminine

Mercs s/o used to be a soldier

Medic with vampire s/o

Mercs mute s/o talks for the first time

Mercs reaction to s/o calling them their husband

Sniper soulmate au

Mercs with gopnik friend

Mercs with reader who's brutally honest

Mercs s/o was in a gang

Mercs so wears bells to let mercs know they're coming

Mercs with s/o who smokes

Spy soulmate AU

Mercs s/o comes out of hiding

Mercs s/o (who doesn't know their job) defends them

Mercs s/o uses an anti tank rifle

Mercs accidentally kill their s/o(permanently)

Mercs s/o has a really nice voice

Mercs with s/o who is similar to scarecrow from D.C.

Scout soulmate au

Mercs finding out their s/o used to hunt SCP's

Mercs with s/o who's an archon

Mercs with s/o who has a toxic ex

Mercs with kitsune s/o

Mercs finding out their s/o has Guillian Barre syndrome

Characters with s/o that can never open a pickle jar

Mercs s/o being a young grandparent

Mercs reaction to s/o dropping their pulse to 0 as a distraction

Sniper kissing headcannons

Mercs with so who owns a reptile preservation

Mercs finding out their s/o works as a singer at night

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This artist is so good :>

i thought i posted the de kuiper kids here but i was mistaken, the oldest daughter and the twins ;v; 

Sol, Luna, and Tähti. (Sun, Moon, and Star)  

Aww my feels

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:3 nice

The Junkers and anyother other character of your choice being introduced to pocky sticks as they see the s/o causally munching on some while watching TV. And if they end up liking pocky which would be their favourite flavor? I personally like the banana-chocolate, Oreo and strawberry flavor.

I've never had pocky actually but I'll do my best (I added Brigitte cause she's great and Sigma because he's so sweet and underrated)

Overwatch being introduced to pocky sticks

Junkrat

He falls in love when you introduce him to pocky sticks

He loves all the fruit flavored ones like strawberry and banana

He loves to eat them when he has bubble tea

Then one day he'll run up to you begging you to help him try and make a bubble tea pocky stick

Jamieson has the best ideas for pocky stick flavors and it's so much fun to try to make

Roadhog

He's pretty skeptical about them

Mako doesn't eat a lot of sweets so he doesn't know how to feel about them

Pretty soon they become a comfort snack because they remind him of you

He doesn't really show his love for specific flavors but you notice him buying the Green tea flavor more often

Junker Queen

She doesn't know how to feel about them a first

But if you like them she guesses she'll give it a try

She's never regretted that decision

Odessa loves pocky sticks and enjoys the chocolate flavor the most

She always insists on buying them and even tries to learn how to make them by herself

If becomes a common thing to use pocky sticks as little gifts to each other

Brigitte

Brigitte loves all sweet treats and pocky is not an exception

She's had one before you introduced them but she never knew there were so many flavors and she's a bit overwhelmed

Her favorite flavor is definitely strawberry because she loves the fruit and sweet things

Brigitte definitely learns how to make pocky for you so she can make you any flavor you want

Sigma

Sigma is a little confused when you explain pocky to him

But he falls in love in no time flat

His favorite flavors are Green tea and the dark chocolate ones

Sigma definitely will shyly ask if you can get more once he runs out

He feels like it's a little childish but knowing you share his love for the sweet treats encourage him to continue eating them and now they're his favorite food period

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this is for overwatch, specifically sigma hcs! I have a few questions, hopefully that's alright.

(s/o works at talon too!)

- sigma with a s/o that's really interested in his work, genuinely listens to him when he rambles and asks plenty of questions to feed their curiosity?

- s/o that's really techy! loves to create machines, robots and weapons. kinda nerdy but in a genius crazy way! definitely not shy

- and lastly! s/o that has surgically preformed modifications to themselves! robot arm, legs, etc. The reason why? because they could.

I'm gonna do these just for Sigma I hope that's okay!

Sigma with techy s/o who enjoys listening about his work

First of all, he's fascinated by your metal limbs and your inventions

He'll ask so many questions about each of them and their purpose if they even have one

And he listens so diligently to your rambles and when you return the favor? Estatic

Since you're actually listens he talks about everything he's been holding back

And he gets even more excited when you seem interested in his words

All the questions you have has him excitedly moving on to the next part of his current experiment

(Side note: Moira is so relieved that Siebren stopped bothering her since you're there to listen to him)

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wish this was a real interaction

Sigma: Radioactivity aside, some of the work you’ve produced would be enough to earn you accolades in the scientific field!

Junkrat: Ya really think so…? Oh! Maybe if I pitch one these new rocket ideas to your space friends that might earn me one of them prizes! I got the plans here! *pulls out a notepad with scribbled instructions and diagrams*

Sigma: Really? *floats it up and looks it over* this actually is feasible, albeit crude. How exactly are you planning on transporting fuel for the third step on here?

Junkrat: Plastic cup! That’s all I could find for carrying fuel back home!

Sigma: I … How are you alive?!

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imagine Reader giving birth like Ellie from ice age 3??

Reader: Wukong pinapples

Tripitaka: Pinapples?

Sun wukong: she gets cravings

Reader: common grapes, grapefruits NECTARINES??

Sha wujing: she’s ordering a fruit cocktail

Reader: c’mon think

reader: *gasp* PEACHES!!!!!!

Sun wukong: Peaches?…. PEACHES

sun wukong: THE BABY, THE BABY IS COMING

Zhu Baije: CAN YOU TRY TO HOLD IT IN???

reader: can someone slap him for me

ao bing: 🐴

This ask made me chuckle so I made a silly little edit on my phone

⚠️CW for Graphic Violence at the end⚠️