Btw… Important PSA: Cutting Off The Mold On The Surface Of Food Does Nothing. You Can Only See The

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

slowly approaching bear

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

me daydreaming in class, not retaining anything

I have.  A new recliner chair. It’s very comfy. but I am worried.

Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that he’s there.

I am going to dump him onto the floor.

Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor,  like so much salad.

The medical community on literally every female specific health issue ever: “very common condition” “no known cause” “no known cure” :))))))

There’s a black trans woman running for president and I’m surprised I’ve seen nothing about her on here.

Mostly I just love the term “arch-nemesis” because it implies having so many committed nemeses that a formal hierarchy has developed among them. Like, living the dream or what?

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS