Hear me out, werewolf Ratio thinking he's a lap dog when in wolf form
Just imagining aventurine chilling, and then next thing he knows he's drowning in fur (and probably taking several paws to his gut)
doctor you're huge and fluffy!!
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he is very fit and healthy but i also headcannon him as thirty years old so he'd definitely have back pain after transforming
Welcome to random ror headcanons
For today I have Nikola Tesla calling anything and everything by their scientific name.
Examples
Tesla: Where did you hurt yourself again?
Qin: Oh uhh, Hier I guess?
Tesla: I see, you're around your areola's.
Qin: My what???
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Leonidas and Sasaki cooking with Tesla
*Tesla puts salt on food*
Tesla: I have garnished the food with sodium chloride.
Sasaki: *questionable look on his face*
Leonidas: What the fuck is that?!?
man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr
Qin: Okay, I'm in love with Confucius! A great silence stay in the room…. Liu Bei with a smirk: Zihuan~, you owe me $50! Cao Pi: Fuck you shoemaker...
HEADS UP: NSFW
What's each love interests favorite position in bed?
This has been asked a few times now so it is time to give y'all what you want......
Also why are sex positions' names so weird??? Are these even accurate??? Don't ask me for my search history
✦ Amon: Low Doggy
✦ Raeya: Tango
✦ Gael: Reverse scoop
✦ Envy: Lap dance
✦ Ara: Cowgirl / Cowboy
✦ Xal: Face off
✦ Father Pride: The love seat
✦ Lázaro: Missionary
✦ Cécile: Candle
sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else
Hey guess what? more Qin & Hades outfits 1/2
Part 2
How would each love interest react to walking in on the MC naked or taking a shower?
I wanted to thank you all for your asks, they cheer me up a lot and keep my mind out of things. I want to apologize because surely my latter responses are more poorly written than usual when it comes to my English oopsies, but I hope y'all have fun anyway!
✦ Amon: "Need help with that?" *friendly wink wink* (he's just teasing. Unless......)
✦ Raeya: Closes the door immediately, "Oh, sorry. I'm really sorry." She's very apologetic later and never walks up again to the MC unannounced. It turns out to be quite funny.
✦ Gael: Goes pale. Stares. He then realizes he's staring. Hits his head on the doorframe while trying to leave quickly. "My apologies! I didn't mean—ouch!—sorry, I almost knocked that over—Excuse me!"
✦ Envy: "AURHJCH?! CIRCLES, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" Slams the door closed, absolutely horrified and blushing terribly. "This idiot, thinking this is their house! YOU COULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!"
✦ Ara: Starts talking about whatever she wanted with the MC; it takes her a while to realize they're naked and even longer to get the hint that she has invaded their privacy. "Oops! My bad! Yep, leaving!"
✦ Xal:
Says nothing. Leaves. He will never forget, will worry about the MC seeing him as a weirdo and will act very awkwardly later until the MC reassures him it's okay and they know it was an accident.
✦ Father Pride: "Dear circles! I'm very sorry, I didn't know you were indisposed! So unthoughtful of me. It won't happen again, I assure you—ah, yes, I should be leaving...Excuse me."
✦ Lázaro: Says whatever they meant to say to the MC. Leaves. Doesn't think too much about it, really.
✦ Cécile: Looks at the MC from head to toe, emotionless. "We are leaving in five. Don't think I won't drag your naked ass out of here if I come back and you aren't ready."
Even if amon would destroy my eardrums with the singing I like to think he has a really nice and deep humming voice. And knows many weird and old instruments by heart
KJGDFGJ, well, you are not wrong! He does have a nice, deep humming voice. And he hums a lot! It's his way of singing without, you know...killing anyone lol
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