AM I LATE TO THE TRAIN BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THERE’S A THEORY THAT SAYS ROSE’S UNFINISHED BUSINESS

Blow down to the witch and destroy Patriarchy

Um, okay.

Believe in satan and fuck off

1. Matthew x Sobriety x Happiness (i’m sorry peoples but i have to, i just want him to be happy!)

2. Magnus x Alec

3. Kit x Ty

4. Will x Tessa

5. Jem x Tessa (i can’t help it i want both my boys to be happy with Tess)

6. James x Cordelia 

7. Charlotte x Henry

8.  Julian x Emma

9. Jessie x Lucie (in a weird hes a ghost sort of way, but then i ship that in other fandoms so i can’t so shit)

10. Jace x Clary

@anyone who sees this and wants to do it

10 top shadowhunter ships

1These are my 10 top ships 

10.Christina x Mark x Kieran 

9.Sophie x Gideon

8.Charlotte x Henry

7.Mathew x Sobriety x Cordelia 

6.Jesse x Lucie

5.Julian x Emma

4.Kit x Ty

3.Helen x Aline

2.Jem x Will x Tessa

1.Magnus x Alec

I’m tagging @666-notsatan @jesse-blackthorn-is-the-best-boy @grace–blackthorn @roses-and-bikes-deactivated2020 @kityherondale @kit-12 To do this

I just think the heart looks cool without blood but-uh- yeah Reblog for science communication.

drained of blood, the heart is white

Lmao. This is amazing!!🤣🤣

Simon: FOUR MONTHS

Clary: What is he talking about?

Alec: Nothing

Simon: THAT'S HOW LONG ALEC STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Jace: *hysterical laughter background*

Just Kieran throwing Mark under the bus.

“I am also an excellent cook,” said Mark, putting an acorn onto his s'more. Everyone stared.

“He can't help it,” said Cristina loyally. “He has lived with the Wild Hunt for so long.”

“I don't do that,” Kieran said, eating a s'more in the correct fashion. ‘Mark has no excuse.”

i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much he’s my favourite little guy 🥰

I give you hugs

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Those are my 7 followers. Thx for Following me peoples!

This is a Tumblr hug 🤍 Pass it to ten of your followers!

AW thank chu so much!! 

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TUMBLR HUG TIME- sorry if I’m being annoying, lol. Is this how you do it- I’m new to tumblr hugs, heh.

Welp, Joining the bed fandom

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

i mean look at this shit. 

it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

a motherfucking aquarium!

shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

look how modern this shit is

it’s like three rooms in one

you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!

Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.

Jason: When did you try prison food?!

Dick: When I was 8.

Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.

Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.

Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?

Dick: Orphanages were full.

Everyone:

Jason: The hell?

Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.

Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.

Dick: I can. Now get down here.

Damian: Fine.

The Full Wolf Moon & Mars 🌕