Tim: Can You Imagine The Food They Eat In Jail? Bleh!

Dick: i don’t get it.

Jason: ?

Dick: when you were killing people in the Nightwing costume, everybody started hating Nightwing and trying to call the cops on me and stuff, but when YOU’RE killing as the Red Hood, everybody fucking loves you! what’s the difference?!

Jason: oh, you gotta kill in a lovable way.

Jason: blow a kiss to the security cameras, carry chocolate bars for the kids, recommend good bloodstain detergent to the parents, you know. make it fun. when i was Nightwing i just glared at everyone, there was no community aspect.

Dick: why wouldn’t you make it fun for ME?!?

Jason: dude when the real Nightwing started showing up they were throwing rocks at you. it was funny.

Dick: BUT IT WAS YOU WHO-

Jason: yeah but i expected the rocks, i’m good at dodging. did you see your fucking face when that woman threw her kids diaper at you? it’s my phone background now. Tim has it printed out and framed in his bedroom.

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: i hope the joker gets you again.

***Iron Flame SPOILERS****

I am so incredibly disappointed with what everyone is choosing to talk about with this book. Everyone is concentrating on what happens with Xaden but you know what to me was the absolute most gut wrenching storyline in the whole book? General Lilith Fucking Sorrengail.

From the moment we see her again in the beginning of the book she is nothing but supportive and proud of her daughter. Yes, she absolutely made the wrong decision where she stands in the war, and what she did to Xaden was absolutely inexcusable. (Although I do think if she hadn’t done that they would have killed all the marked ones.) But she made all those decisions for her children. Because she did what she needed to to keep them safe. You can’t convince me that even after Violet leaves, that even after Mira leaves, that she wasn’t incredibly thankful for the fact they were together and with Xaden who would never let something happen to Violet.

Lilith went into the dungeons to get her daughter out of there and I am not unconvinced that had Violet not already been mid rescue the General wouldn’t have turned traitor right there to get her out. The scene when Brennen reveals himself to her?? She’s cracking and can hardly hold herself together and my heart felt so sorry for her in that moment. It made me mad at Brennan because he threw it in her face like ammo when Violet spent all of fourth wing describing how his death ruined their mother.

One of the most heart breaking quotes in the whole book is at the beginning of chapter 65:

“Most generals dream of dying in service to their kingdom. But you know me better than that, my love. When I fall, it will be for one reason only: to protect our children.”

General Sorrengail didn’t support the war, she didn’t fight for Navarre she made it clear fron the beginning that she was just a mom protecting her kids, and she did so without second thought. Without hesitation. She didn’t do what she did for the war effort, or even to help everyone on the battlefield. She did it for Brennen, and Violet, and Mira.

Lilith Sorrengail was just a desperate mother and everyone glossing over her sacrifice is bullshit.

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Ate cereal this morning

Are LGBTQ+

Have a pet

Have mental problems

Can read minds

Hate living creatures

((No one will know which one! ))

Lol omfg bro this is the best!

I just realised... a potential ship name for James and Grace is... Jace

Truly one of of the best things i have ever read. 

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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Them last brain sells when i finally ask for help at school be like:

What i’m confused?

Completely spaced out.

Silently having a panic attack because oh fuck its happening.

This is literately their facial expressions.

This screenshot should not be as funny as I am finding it to be

'I say,' said Christopher mopping wet hair out of his eyes.  'I do not think that worked, Tom. The acid has neutralized.' Thomas was shaking his head. 'Someone should neutralize you, you mopstick-'  Matthew collapsed in  hysterics.

The Merry Thieves, Chain of Gold, Cassandra Clare