‘Never Fuck A Duck.’

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!

Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.

Jason: When did you try prison food?!

Dick: When I was 8.

Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.

Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.

Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?

Dick: Orphanages were full.

Everyone:

Jason: The hell?

Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.

Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.

Dick: I can. Now get down here.

Damian: Fine.

Just Kieran throwing Mark under the bus.

“I am also an excellent cook,” said Mark, putting an acorn onto his s'more. Everyone stared.

“He can't help it,” said Cristina loyally. “He has lived with the Wild Hunt for so long.”

“I don't do that,” Kieran said, eating a s'more in the correct fashion. ‘Mark has no excuse.”

Awwwwww, Bruh this is so cute!

made a tiny picture book for class. i wanted to challenge the idea that girls loving other girls is somehow adult/inappropriate

HOLY SHIT

i’m still recovering from chain of iron, please, i cannot handle 18 year old kit

Dios mío this is fucking beautiful.

LMAO RAPHAEL TOLD LILY THAT BABY ALEC TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HIM BAHAHA I'M DYING

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

Can confirm, I’m a mom

Lol omfg bro this is the best!

I just realised... a potential ship name for James and Grace is... Jace