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y’all the fact this only has 23 notes literally gives me ass pains. one of the few works on this site that has proper grammar and tenses.

Imagine running down an alleyway, a laugh behind you like church bells ringing. You laugh yourself, face to the sky, mouth wide, and emerge onto the street. The neon lights do nothing to stop you. You turn left and keep running, the feet behind you speeding up, a phantom hand brushing your shoulder. You spin at the corner, the crosswalk light flipping from the white man to the red, flashing hand, and Duff slams into you. Together, you spin, like a carefully choreographed dance, but don’t fall. You just hold onto him and he holds onto you. He is blue-eyed exuberance and you are merely a bird who has landed for a moment. You both laugh and breathe hard. Cars honk, swerving around you. But it is the stars above you, that wink and blur, that remind you of where you are: on a single planet, spinning around a single star, and everything you know is made of stardust, was once born within a star that lived and died. And that if you had to choose any star to love tonight, if you had to pick any atom to be mesmerized by for a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a lifetime, you would choose Duff.

He lets go of you, but then snatches your hand, drags you to the other side of the street. And you are running again, racing, his laugh over his shoulder. Yes, you think, he is the star around which your planet orbits, he is the dust the makes up your very being, that pumps through your veins and your heart. You leap and he catches you, your chest to his back, and he slows to a walk. You look to the sky and you understand, then, the pull Earth feels, the gentle spin. He hums, low and sweet, and you cannot wait to kiss him, cannot wait to know if you, too, are his sun.

Listen up tumblr writers. THE READ MORE TAB EXIST FOR A FREAKING REASON. USE IT DAMMIT. MEANING THAT IF YOUR STORY IS 6k AND PLUS. There IS NO REASON WHY U SHOULD HAVE YOUR POOR FANS SCROLLING THROUGH HALF THE SMUT TAG trying to PASS YOUR DAMN STORY. THIS NEEDS TO STOP. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

LANA.

(apologising for the irrelevant tags on this long post but i just wanted this to reach as many fans as possible as we together make the kpop community)

here’s something about someone i’ve been meaning to address for a while now, lana, or by her birth name Eugenia Svetlana, debuting as a kpop idol.the mention of her stirred up some issues and arguments that i’d just want to give my personal opinion on.

she really shouldn’t be under the kpop label.

lana is russian, purely white, her family is european and in no way is she an asian girl. yet she continues to edit her photos to look more ‘korean’ by changing her eyes and nose, and exactly in what way does that not make her a koreaboo?like?? ma’am you are a white woman, please.

she could always go and start a career in any white (people) dominated country because that’s a place white people are in, everywhere. the mainstream media, where you will hardly ever see asian people flourish because there is absolutely no representation for them. after so many goddamn years kpop found a well deserved spot in the west and the mainstream eye without a 90% racist feedback. fucking finally. korean pop helped get other asians a well deserved seat in the achievements by using the help of mixed cultures. yes, not all kpop idols are korean, but they are all asian or at least mixed, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Indian.

as for nationalities, there are idols like Hong Joshua, Kim Matthew, Johnny, felix, chris and Park Chae Young (only to name 4 from a whole lot) who are from 

the west. but what’s similar about them?

they are korean. these musically talented people wouldn’t even get a chance in their countries because of their respective culture and race, which is why kpop was a home to them where they could stand on high positions without feeling like a minority in front of the rest of the industry and get thrown comments like “oh you’re probably good at maths” or “do you like,,, really eat,, dogs? i have a dog at home at that hurts me so much!”

there are too,some mixed idols. the reason they are accepted in because they are korean as well and face those same kinds of discrimination along with that, they share the same history and culture. Hansol,  Samuel and Kai.

But when the audience learnt that Samuel was half Mexican, his popularity and votings dropped drastically. Because of the flawed idea of perfection and beauty in not just Korea but also Asia as a whole. This is the same flawed and delusional standard that Lana is taking advantage of, by mixing her white self into the asian market as an asian.

Here’s a little example of how our standards are a slap on the face kind of bullshit.

As an asian myself let me just tell you how many times a day my TV tells me that I should be light skinned, how many relatives meet me and ask me that I’m not as fair skinned as I used to be and that’s making me less appealing or how my mother tells me to put something on my face before leaving the house so I don’t look dark.

And here we have Lana, using her white features and skin and body while dressing up asian, editing her eyes and nose and debuting under an asian label as the perfect asian beauty standard. Calling herself a Korean idol despite her zero relevance to the race or culture or even nationality. Wow. feuling those same sick ideas.

THIS IS A WHITE WOMAN FROM A PURELY WHITE ANCESTORY.

In no means am I saying that she’s a horrible human being or whatever the fuck, I’m sure she’s nice and probably good at idk , knitting, you choose. But my point only is that simply doing all THIS is so odd and disturbing. Let us have our space and freedom to see ourselves gain achievements let it be only on a single platform- it’s all we have. Literally all we have. Flying over to Korea to debut without absolutely any relation to asia makes no sense and trying to look a different race is so creepy ??

We’d all even overlook half these issues if her talent was admirable, but damn son, I’m really sorry to be this rude but I sat down to watch her stage performance completely open-minded… and it was terrible. So what really is making her an idol let alone a KOREAN IDOL? It wouldn’t be such an issue if she was In a group too, but she’s solo, a white solo koreaboo.

Maybe you might see this as a reach but for someone who lives in a country that was finally freed from colonisers just 70 years ago (people of that era are still alive so take that into perspective) and was crippled economically and culturally making us hate our own skins and languages, I’m sure I know how a foreigner comes to what you’ve created, smiling like a friend and shifts the standards and makes something your community set up for themselves and their happiness into their own.

And no, I’m not into supporting the whole idea of bullying her in her comment section or making fun of her to hurt her feelings, it’s dumb and doesn’t make us any better, but what I certainly do encourage is raising the knowledge of why her debut is bad and why her Korean fetishisation is gross and how her place would be anywhere in her country or America or any other white place but absolutely not the ONLY industry made BY Asians FOR asians.

The moment you normalise Lanas arrival, more non Asians would join this asian platform, and soon kpop wouldn’t be about this race struggling and finding its place it the international eye yet just a white people dominated industry. It has happened before, too many times to count.

Axl Rose: Abducted and sexually abused by his biological father as a toddler, while his mother constantly allowed it to happen.

Axl Rose: Forced to go to church up to eight times a week and beaten by his step father on a daily basis.

Axl Rose: Watched the rest of his family constantly being abused by his step father.

Axl Rose: Told by his step father that music was satanic and that women were evil.

Axl Rose: Hitchhiked to L.A. at 19 years old to pursue his dreams of joining a band.

Axl Rose: Worked at a variety of places in L.A. to support himself since he struggled to make an impact on the L.A. music scene.

Axl Rose: Relentlessly toured with GN'R to help album sales.

Axl Rose: After two fans were trampled to death at the Monsters of Rock Festival at Castle Donnington in 1988, from then on he addressed disruptive fans in the audience so that no one would get hurt.

Axl Rose: Constantly made an effort to get his friends to become sober.

Axl Rose: Paid off Slash’s bail and was the only one at the hospital after Steven Adler overdosed.

Axl Rose: After multiple failed attempts to get Steven Adler sober, he and the rest of GN'R decided to kick him out with the band’s best interest in mind.

Axl Rose: Referred to by Kurt Loder as “maybe the finest hard rock singer currently on the scene, and certainly the most charismatic.”

Axl Rose: Decided to release the Use Your Illusion albums separately, knowing that some fans wouldn’t have the money to buy it as a double album.

Axl Rose: Use Your Illusion I & II debuted at No. 1 and No. 2 on the US charts, a feat not achieved by any other band.

Axl Rose: Attempted to be a good father figure for Dylan Seymour, his then-girlfriend Stephanie Seymour’s son, since he never had one in his life.

Media: He’s an egotistical douchebag and it was all his fault that Guns N’ Roses broke up!!!

this deserves to be seen! nobody understands axl but the real fans and its so sad! its axl not axhole.

he is too pure for this world and if some idiots can’t see how amazing he is then they’re a lost cause.

Which Baby Are You?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

SOMETHINGS THAT I HATE FROM TUMBLR’S PEOPLE

It may seems silly, but I work hard n’ spend much time to find rare files. I download the “The Photographic Guns N’ Roses History” book, “Reckless Road”, “Slash Autobiography”, “Adler’s Appetite”… n’ more

because I think that any gunner fan would love to see them, that’s right?

All the gifs that are posted in my blog are created by me with Photoscape, so I spend much time doing it n’ don’t understand why some people steal my creations without credit. I can’t understand why they do that, srsly.

I would greatly appreciate you to say that what you copy is not yours, at least, lay your source of where have you brought it. I don’t care if they’re photos, but if they’re gifs, yes I care it, please. Give credits for copying files.

In short, 

i’m so fuckin’ disappointed.

Thank you.

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