“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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5 years ago

Welcome to Australia…

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction…

Welcome To Australia…

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well…

Welcome To Australia…

I mean… we’re only living in a literal inferno…

Welcome To Australia…

415 fires. Fuck are we dying…

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Welcome To Australia…

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Welcome To Australia…
Welcome To Australia…
Welcome To Australia…
Welcome To Australia…

Because there it is in all it’s unfiltered, firey rage…

There it is… my home from space…

Welcome To Australia…

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn’t show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I’ve never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it’s been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I’m going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You’d think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn’t. The most notes I’ve ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that’s about it.

So just… please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country…

5 years ago

PSA:

Bass players + Cowboy hats

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That is all.

5 years ago

man, i’m so sad there seems to be so few people in the metal/classic rock tumblr community ??? like seriously there used to be so many of us back in 2013/14 :/

if you’re a classic rock/metal blog please reblog so we can all find each other !!

5 years ago

y’all the fact this only has 23 notes literally gives me ass pains. one of the few works on this site that has proper grammar and tenses.

Y’all The Fact This Only Has 23 Notes Literally Gives Me Ass Pains. One Of The Few Works On This Site

Imagine running down an alleyway, a laugh behind you like church bells ringing. You laugh yourself, face to the sky, mouth wide, and emerge onto the street. The neon lights do nothing to stop you. You turn left and keep running, the feet behind you speeding up, a phantom hand brushing your shoulder. You spin at the corner, the crosswalk light flipping from the white man to the red, flashing hand, and Duff slams into you. Together, you spin, like a carefully choreographed dance, but don’t fall. You just hold onto him and he holds onto you. He is blue-eyed exuberance and you are merely a bird who has landed for a moment. You both laugh and breathe hard. Cars honk, swerving around you. But it is the stars above you, that wink and blur, that remind you of where you are: on a single planet, spinning around a single star, and everything you know is made of stardust, was once born within a star that lived and died. And that if you had to choose any star to love tonight, if you had to pick any atom to be mesmerized by for a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a lifetime, you would choose Duff.

He lets go of you, but then snatches your hand, drags you to the other side of the street. And you are running again, racing, his laugh over his shoulder. Yes, you think, he is the star around which your planet orbits, he is the dust the makes up your very being, that pumps through your veins and your heart. You leap and he catches you, your chest to his back, and he slows to a walk. You look to the sky and you understand, then, the pull Earth feels, the gentle spin. He hums, low and sweet, and you cannot wait to kiss him, cannot wait to know if you, too, are his sun.

5 years ago
This Is A Cursed Image Of Michael B. Jordan, Reblog In 10 Seconds Or You Will Have The Worst Week Ever!

This is a cursed image of Michael B. Jordan, reblog in 10 seconds or you will have the worst week ever!

5 years ago

Axl Rose: Abducted and sexually abused by his biological father as a toddler, while his mother constantly allowed it to happen.

Axl Rose: Forced to go to church up to eight times a week and beaten by his step father on a daily basis.

Axl Rose: Watched the rest of his family constantly being abused by his step father.

Axl Rose: Told by his step father that music was satanic and that women were evil.

Axl Rose: Hitchhiked to L.A. at 19 years old to pursue his dreams of joining a band.

Axl Rose: Worked at a variety of places in L.A. to support himself since he struggled to make an impact on the L.A. music scene.

Axl Rose: Relentlessly toured with GN'R to help album sales.

Axl Rose: After two fans were trampled to death at the Monsters of Rock Festival at Castle Donnington in 1988, from then on he addressed disruptive fans in the audience so that no one would get hurt.

Axl Rose: Constantly made an effort to get his friends to become sober.

Axl Rose: Paid off Slash’s bail and was the only one at the hospital after Steven Adler overdosed.

Axl Rose: After multiple failed attempts to get Steven Adler sober, he and the rest of GN'R decided to kick him out with the band’s best interest in mind.

Axl Rose: Referred to by Kurt Loder as “maybe the finest hard rock singer currently on the scene, and certainly the most charismatic.”

Axl Rose: Decided to release the Use Your Illusion albums separately, knowing that some fans wouldn’t have the money to buy it as a double album.

Axl Rose: Use Your Illusion I & II debuted at No. 1 and No. 2 on the US charts, a feat not achieved by any other band.

Axl Rose: Attempted to be a good father figure for Dylan Seymour, his then-girlfriend Stephanie Seymour’s son, since he never had one in his life.

Media: He’s an egotistical douchebag and it was all his fault that Guns N’ Roses broke up!!!

this deserves to be seen! nobody understands axl but the real fans and its so sad! its axl not axhole.

he is too pure for this world and if some idiots can’t see how amazing he is then they’re a lost cause.

5 years ago

LANA.

(apologising for the irrelevant tags on this long post but i just wanted this to reach as many fans as possible as we together make the kpop community)

here’s something about someone i’ve been meaning to address for a while now, lana, or by her birth name Eugenia Svetlana, debuting as a kpop idol.the mention of her stirred up some issues and arguments that i’d just want to give my personal opinion on.

she really shouldn’t be under the kpop label.

lana is russian, purely white, her family is european and in no way is she an asian girl. yet she continues to edit her photos to look more ‘korean’ by changing her eyes and nose, and exactly in what way does that not make her a koreaboo?like?? ma’am you are a white woman, please.

she could always go and start a career in any white (people) dominated country because that’s a place white people are in, everywhere. the mainstream media, where you will hardly ever see asian people flourish because there is absolutely no representation for them. after so many goddamn years kpop found a well deserved spot in the west and the mainstream eye without a 90% racist feedback. fucking finally. korean pop helped get other asians a well deserved seat in the achievements by using the help of mixed cultures. yes, not all kpop idols are korean, but they are all asian or at least mixed, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Indian.

LANA.
LANA.
LANA.
LANA.
LANA.

as for nationalities, there are idols like Hong Joshua, Kim Matthew, Johnny, felix, chris and Park Chae Young (only to name 4 from a whole lot) who are from 

the west. but what’s similar about them?

LANA.
LANA.

they are korean. these musically talented people wouldn’t even get a chance in their countries because of their respective culture and race, which is why kpop was a home to them where they could stand on high positions without feeling like a minority in front of the rest of the industry and get thrown comments like “oh you’re probably good at maths” or “do you like,,, really eat,, dogs? i have a dog at home at that hurts me so much!”

there are too,some mixed idols. the reason they are accepted in because they are korean as well and face those same kinds of discrimination along with that, they share the same history and culture. Hansol,  Samuel and Kai.

LANA.

But when the audience learnt that Samuel was half Mexican, his popularity and votings dropped drastically. Because of the flawed idea of perfection and beauty in not just Korea but also Asia as a whole. This is the same flawed and delusional standard that Lana is taking advantage of, by mixing her white self into the asian market as an asian.

Here’s a little example of how our standards are a slap on the face kind of bullshit.

LANA.

As an asian myself let me just tell you how many times a day my TV tells me that I should be light skinned, how many relatives meet me and ask me that I’m not as fair skinned as I used to be and that’s making me less appealing or how my mother tells me to put something on my face before leaving the house so I don’t look dark.

And here we have Lana, using her white features and skin and body while dressing up asian, editing her eyes and nose and debuting under an asian label as the perfect asian beauty standard. Calling herself a Korean idol despite her zero relevance to the race or culture or even nationality. Wow. feuling those same sick ideas.

LANA.

THIS IS A WHITE WOMAN FROM A PURELY WHITE ANCESTORY.

In no means am I saying that she’s a horrible human being or whatever the fuck, I’m sure she’s nice and probably good at idk , knitting, you choose. But my point only is that simply doing all THIS is so odd and disturbing. Let us have our space and freedom to see ourselves gain achievements let it be only on a single platform- it’s all we have. Literally all we have. Flying over to Korea to debut without absolutely any relation to asia makes no sense and trying to look a different race is so creepy ??

We’d all even overlook half these issues if her talent was admirable, but damn son, I’m really sorry to be this rude but I sat down to watch her stage performance completely open-minded… and it was terrible. So what really is making her an idol let alone a KOREAN IDOL? It wouldn’t be such an issue if she was In a group too, but she’s solo, a white solo koreaboo.

Maybe you might see this as a reach but for someone who lives in a country that was finally freed from colonisers just 70 years ago (people of that era are still alive so take that into perspective) and was crippled economically and culturally making us hate our own skins and languages, I’m sure I know how a foreigner comes to what you’ve created, smiling like a friend and shifts the standards and makes something your community set up for themselves and their happiness into their own.

And no, I’m not into supporting the whole idea of bullying her in her comment section or making fun of her to hurt her feelings, it’s dumb and doesn’t make us any better, but what I certainly do encourage is raising the knowledge of why her debut is bad and why her Korean fetishisation is gross and how her place would be anywhere in her country or America or any other white place but absolutely not the ONLY industry made BY Asians FOR asians.

The moment you normalise Lanas arrival, more non Asians would join this asian platform, and soon kpop wouldn’t be about this race struggling and finding its place it the international eye yet just a white people dominated industry. It has happened before, too many times to count.

5 years ago

maybe just a me thing?

i’ve seen a lot of posts on how people are upset about how in fanfactions that the girl/reader is always short, perfect lean legs, great body, long lucious hair, etc. and how they don’t like it and that it’s unrealistic. but i personally think that’s the point of a fan fiction- at least for me. i read it to escape from reality and i like to think that while i’m in my own world that i’m perfect and i like that i have leaner legs, longer and luscious hair, that i’m shorter so that i can nuzzle my face in my boo’s chest, etc. i think that it’s different for every person maybe but it’s called fan fiction for a reason- that’s its fictional and supposed to make you feel better about yourself! although i think that the fics have gotten better because most of them are skin color neutral, race neutral, etc. but idk this was just my thoughts. x


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