I Wish I Was That Damn Cake

Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:

“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”

“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”

“I love the globular shape of your skull.”

“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”

Thor: Ragnarok (alternate/deleted scene) x

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

Omfg YES PLZ

Jasper (& Pearl) someone suggested ribbon bondage

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At first I was a little bothered by how unevenly split the Diamond’s ships are with Pink having an entire lower half, white having a torso and head, while Blue and Yellow just have arms. But thinking on it I think it’s actually a clever way of showing different types of thinking.

Blue has a left arm, representing right brain thinking

Yellow has a right arm, for left brain thinking

White thinks with her head

Pink thinks with h

Yeah, we’re probably overdue for some alphyne so here’s some Fell babes and trashy porn poses ♡

Vergil: Dante! Listen man, I’m trying to fight these demons but my dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting them. I understand you and Nero have the same problem… 

Dan Southworth’s Twitch stream preformed a few version of dummy thicc meme, I picked one and edited it to be more immersive. [ie.cut out sounds made by others]. Please have fun and laugh a little.   

WAIT wait Wait wait

Let me tell you something!!!!

So I bumped into this video on tiktok of Jeff Ward moa- I mean doing push-ups

And...oh my God

Even at first I knew this had so much potential.

But when I listened to it with my eyes closed...😳😳 I spanked my face so hard trying not to make any sounds at work. (I failed miserably)

Okay, so...here is the sound, so you could enjoy it as well