Vergil: Dante! Listen Man, I’m Trying To Fight These Demons But My Dummy Thicc And The Clap Of My Ass

You’re a witch working with the team.Thor brings Loki to live at the Avenger’s tower after the events in New York. Problem is, Loki is in cat form and refuses to change back.

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

(please play the audio for this *audible wink*) 

I really wanted to do this ever since I first heard the cover! The reblogs for the remix had the idea that Sans is actually a really good singer but he’s too shy to sing in front of others. 

That idea was too cute not to draw. /u\

Frisk would be very amused by this. 

forgot to post these 🤡

It is a picture of sans doll made by me. I made this doll for myself. It is just a fan art doll. This doll is not for sale. This doll is made of polyester putty, metal wire, brass pipe and so on. And it can move the whole body with metal wire and ball joint. The face sticks with a magnet. Height: 8 cm (3.1 inch)

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“Start by pulling him out of the fire and hoping that he will forget the smell. He was supposed to be an angel but they took him from that light and turned him into something hungry, something that forgets what his hands are for when they aren’t shaking. He will lose so much, and you will watch it all happen because you had him first, and you would let the world break its own neck if it means keeping him. Start by wiping the blood off of his chin and pretending to understand. Repeat to yourself “I won’t leave you, I won’t leave you” until you fall asleep and dream of the place where nothing is red. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it. Oh, when you used to sing it to sleep. Here are your upturned hands. Give them to him and watch how he prays like he is learning his first words. Start by pulling him out of another fire, and putting him back together with the pieces you find on the floor. There is so much to forgive, but you do not know how to forget. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you are the reason it has become so mangled. Here is your humble offering, obliterated and broken in the mouth of this abandoned church. He has come back to stop the world from turning itself inside out, and you love him, you do, so you won’t let him. Tell him that you will never know any better. Pretend to understand why that isn’t good enough.”

— Caitlyn Siehl, “Start Here”

Phew, 500. That's a huge number, and I just wanted to say congrats💕 Would you be open to some hardcore Malexandrite or Jaspearl? They're my favorite ships.

malexandrite <3 Thanks for requesting me!

Small doodle on a plane : >. Plot of “double trouble” (hope post is OK. First time posting from a phone)

Clear skin plz 👀👀👀

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad