Waterphoenix21 - WaterPh0enix

Tang: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Pigsy: I only like dark humor.

Tang, turning off the lights: What do you call a fake noodle?

Pigsy:

Tang: An IMPASTA!

You know, if Ninjago keeps going on and on like this, the 30th version of the Destiny's Bounty Lego releases in 2050 better be flying for real

I don't know if this has been said before but I like how the heroes of each new generation of my favorite shows are just some random orange fangirl/boy of the old generation.

My most controversial Ninjago theory to this day is that season 1 Lloyd was wearing a black sweatshirt and a hooded cape, not a hoodie. I mean look at that collar with the green stitches. That's not what a hoodie collar looks like. And how do you attach a cape to a hoodie? I feel like most people forget the cape.

Sure, he'll look like a walking Halloween Day of the Departed decoration, but let's not forget where he came from. I bet Darkley's had a bunch of those just laying around

*If Red Son got a job at Pigsy's*

MK: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Red Son: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

MK: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time.

The ironic part about headcanoning Perry the Platypus as intersex is that the opposite of intersex is actually called perisex

Dashi: Guan, we've been over this. You can't just punch a civilian!

Guan: But he called Chase's hair girly! I had to defend his honor!

Dashi: What? Guan, you call Chase's hair girly at least twice before breakfast.

Guan: That doesn't count! I'm his friend, he doesn't care what I say.

Dashi: Chase doesn't care what anyone says!

Guan: Well, I do!

Chase: Guys, look, I bought a new comb.

Guan: Tsk, you're such a girl.

Chase: Okay. Dashi, I was thinking you could turn it into a Shen Gong Wu!

Guan: You want to weaponize a hair accessory?

Chase: Why not?