Wanderingbue - Wandering Bue

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen

robert sean leonard and his chicken activities i love him so much

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RSL: I drive [ holds up 2 fingers] hours into town uh makeup, costumes, walk on the set run after a chicken pick it up turn around and walk out scrub my face change back into my clothes and drive 2 hours back home again and then I have to face my daughter

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"all in" is such a fun episode bc everyone looks hot and they're mostly having a good time. but can i point out wilson being cringe and cute:

when house calls him while he's still playing poker and he goes "if youre gonna mess with me wouldnt it be more fun doing it in person" aka i miss u can u come back 🥺

"keep your answers short and discreet" "the chicken is still in piccadilly square"

when he's scolding house for being obsessed with that patient he lost a decade ago meanwhile he literally remembers her too. by name even. like ok now who is obsessed with who

how excited he was giving house a play by play of how he won the poker tournament!! his tail was literally wagging hes like yeah i know youre going thru it rn but like i won :3

giggling about barnacle penis. wasnt even that funny my guy. u just have a crush

an inch away (from more than just friends)

hilson, 5.2k, mature/explicit

main story tags: feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together alternate ending tags: light angst, face-fucking, light dom/sub, dom!wilson

“In our long and colourful friendship spanning nearly two decades, have you ever thought about kissing me?” House and Wilson have a normal conversation that leads to its natural conclusion.

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Was House fruity this episode?

Season 2, episode 5: Daddy's Boy

Said he'd pleasure Wilson better than his wife.

Verdict: FRUITY

i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

hey umm remember when vogler forced wilson to resign and he was talking to house like "i got no kids my marriage sucks i only have 2 things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship" just wondering why did wilson's voice fully crack when he said friendship . why did that happen. why could he barely say ,, wh

I see a lot of people who are thinking about watching House MD asking if Hilson is cannon, here’s the objective truth: the whole show is a ‘will they won’t they’ but they never will except they also have been the whole time and will continue too

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up