Was House Fruity This Episode?

they cut this scene from the pilot because it was too gay!!!!!! too explicit!!!!! stop looking at each other like that!! stop playing soft and heartfelt music!!!!

hilson breaking up for the first time in the mid 90s and house going to a bar to drink himself half to death and wilson going to the same bar to talk to women but they spot each other in the bar and then they fuck in the bathroom

guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on

the greg in house is short for gregnant. thank you.

I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building

rsl: real life house

hl: real life wilson

bümp

an inch away (from more than just friends)

hilson, 5.2k, mature/explicit

main story tags: feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together alternate ending tags: light angst, face-fucking, light dom/sub, dom!wilson

“In our long and colourful friendship spanning nearly two decades, have you ever thought about kissing me?” House and Wilson have a normal conversation that leads to its natural conclusion.

read on ao3

if u draw me a hilson kiss i will draw u one pretty cool garfield 🗣️‼️

I want my garfield swimming in lasagna