Dont Get Mad At Me. But I Think If House And Wilson Got Together Way Earlier In Their Lives, House Would

lover, you should've come over

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Season six James Wilson sticking out his tongue collection

You're an ass. House, M.D. | 1x02 Paternity

So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.

His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.

And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.

This show I swear to god.

the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

No context this scene sounds like they're telling House to get his bisexuality under control

hes so babygirl in this sweatshirt