NO CUS WHY DOES HE MAKE THESE DUMBASS FACES

i actually do think house and wilson should go on a big romantic weekend in the poconos but they joke about doing it purely as an experiment to see if they actually do fall in love, because everyone else already thinks they are but they swear they aren't, and they planned it while super drunk and made several huge, non-refundable deposits so they kinda have to see it through to the end. so they go, and they can't stop laughing at everything, and it feels awkward and silly and they can't take anything seriously because everything is covered in rose petals and candles and they keep getting served champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. there's no way they're in love!! they can't even soak in the heart-shaped hot tub together without arguing!! so they ditch the final night of their reservation and hit up the casino and a club, where they do end up fucking in a dirty bathroom stall where the door doesn't even lock. turns out reckless gambling and doing bodyshots off bartenders is the romantic push they need

house knows wilson by his knock 😭

obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows

most of the time i draw people with bushy eyebrows and big brown eyes so it's no wonder i love drawing wilson......

House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)

fuck that old man dot org slash volunteer opportunities

I’m having many, many thoughts rn…

(bottom two gifs: @russell-crowe)

The ONLY man I’d willing let mansplain something to me! Babygirl, I might not know wtf you’re talking about but keep going 🥰🥰🥰🥰

dying 😭

All y'all talking bout some 'Wilson is not a freak Wilson cannot dom'

HAVE YOU WATCHED THE SHOW

He has got House on a LEASH, he walks that man like a DOG. 'Oh House uses him for money' You ever consider that maybe Wilson is just his sugar daddy. Likeee, maybe he wants to treat his boo. WHENEVER Wilson ignores House that's old sad man turns into a kicked, glassy eyed kitten vro.