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rsl: real life house

hl: real life wilson

I genuinely believe this is RSL’s funniest delivery

AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

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All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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an inch away (from more than just friends)

hilson, 5.2k, mature/explicit

main story tags: feelings realization, love confessions, first kiss, getting together alternate ending tags: light angst, face-fucking, light dom/sub, dom!wilson

“In our long and colourful friendship spanning nearly two decades, have you ever thought about kissing me?” House and Wilson have a normal conversation that leads to its natural conclusion.

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He drugs wilson but then gently catches his dropping head to lay it down on the table. Also later in the episode, wilson is seen in his bed without pants and he had been unconscious so it was definitely house who took off his pants and tucked him into bed

i can barely get thru the dinner date scene with house and cameron because hes so awkward!!!! autistic as hell like cant even fake a customer-service small-talk convo for 5 mins. gay as hell too cus how do u fumble this smart hot girl who knows how annoying u are and still wants ur old ass. my god

I was thrown off by "House, I believe you're a romantic" but omg did it get better

his faaaaceeeee omfg his expression is killing me sir why do you look like that i can't-

AND the way his face falls when wilson says "what makes you think i haven't put the moves on her?" ????

(yes yes i know they mean it in the way that house likes cameron but i choose to ignore that. In my mind it's because he's jealous that wilson flirts with someone else)