Have I Said Anythign Yet About How In My Opinion Wilson’s Chronic Cheating Is Due To The Fact That

first date idea: we go on a roadtrip and I break the door handle off your side of the car after you get in

the reason i think i love hilson so much is that they aren’t what either of them pictured for themselves. house probably thought he’d end up with stacy. wilson definitely thought he’d have the white picket fence with a wife and little wilsons running around, growing old and dying with them all surrounding him with their love.

but at the end of it all… they had their chance. CHANCES. and every time, they blew it. sure, you could say house sabotaged him, but wilson always let him. and there was a reason for that.

the person you want when you’re dying isn’t the person you want when you’re living. because while they were living, they were fooling themselves into believing it wasn’t always going to be them in the end. and once the end confronted them, they dropped the act.

no, they’re not the perfect vision of a healthy relationship, platonic or otherwise. but they’re on equal footing, always. they crave it in each other, and they deserve each other. it’s messy, manipulative, and maybe a tad sadistic at times. but it’s a deeper, realer, more intense love than you see either of them experience in the show. doesn’t matter if it’s romantic, it’s there, it’s shown, it’s written, and it’s true.

it always had to be house and wilson. and they knew it too.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

this is a wattpad cover

somewhere on their painfully platonic post-canon road trip house and wilson end up in a super queer part of whichever city and decide to stay for a week or two because it's safe and walkable and they just think it's funny they can see drag queens at brunch. but then they keep getting stopped by young gays telling them they're such a beautiful couple and its clear they've been together for decades and it must've been sooo hard to be gay in the 80s and 90s and wilson is like um well and house is like oh mary you have no idea and starts talking about queer history and recounting way-too-specific-to-be-made-up stories about protests and nightclubs and friends he lost to the AIDS crisis. and wilson is like i had no idea?? and house is like jimmy we met when i was in my 30s did you think i was just sitting around doing nothing until then. pls

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

He drugs wilson but then gently catches his dropping head to lay it down on the table. Also later in the episode, wilson is seen in his bed without pants and he had been unconscious so it was definitely house who took off his pants and tucked him into bed

Even the top whines and begs sometimes

fuck that old man dot org slash volunteer opportunities

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring