Just Say Lol And Move On 

i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby

Me after updating my Tumblr app on mobile

“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.”

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Albert Einstein (1879-1955) German-American physicist

I may be strange and repulsive but at least I’m not human

am I ever going to have a chemistry lab in person? let me touch the fucking chemicals

“fuck you, my child is completely fine” your child’s comfort albums are folklore and evermore

Biochemistry is so so fun except for the horrors

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

i am the sexiest person alive. i am frightening to behold. i am a menace to society. i am going to fight god. i am falling asleep. i am a gargoyle on a church roof. i am the shadow that runs alongside your car at night. i am just some guy. i am a haunted theme park.