“fuck You, My Child Is Completely Fine” Your Child’s Comfort Albums Are Folklore And Evermore

I DID MY TIME!!! THIRTEEN YEARS OF IT!!!

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

Why are they releasing avatar 2? Nobody’s going to watch it.

Wrong.

Me and all the other people who watched it 10 times in a row at 9 years old have been waiting for this movie for 10+ years. I am so excited

what's your sign? i'm a SIGN from god mf

I did not have “tumblr book club forms and reads a classic horror novel delivered via email; immediately begins to roast and fall in love with protagonist” on my 2022 bingo card, but I have to say I am enjoying myself immensely

KILL HIM

can we talk about the way we encourage women to enter stem fields but then do nothing to change what makes stem environments hostile to women

girl breakfast lunch dinner supper brunch etc

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times