Mad Scientists Should Understand That Your Assistant Does Not Solely Exist To Serve You. You Serve Each

I LOVE space and I LOVE space exploration. What I do not love is gilded plutocrats rocketing off into space just for kicks and clout. It’s a grotesque display of inequality. A space race between billionaires is morally unjustifiable in the face of a suffering planet.

“fuck you, my child is completely fine” your child’s comfort albums are folklore and evermore

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

girl breakfast lunch dinner supper brunch etc

sorry they're doing what with llama blood?

this is your reminder to start slow and gradually lean into consistency rather than to change your entire routine one fine day. it's okay to start wherever and whenever you feel ready. please don't compare yourself to the highlight reel of people on social media. i promise it's never too late to work on your goals. you don't have to make a drastic change just because it's a new year. time is a social construct and i want nothing more than for you to truly enjoy life at present without worrying too much about the future. you are completely able to achieve goals you have set for yourself, but take it step by step. please avoid burnout and please take rest. wishing you all the best!!

the hardest thing about being an LGBT person in the chemical or life sciences is refraining from making a shitty joke every time terminology contains "trans" "cis" "hetero" or "homo"

habit of oversharing yet people know nothing about me

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit