Hell Yeah Im A Slut (non Practicing)

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

oh to have vampire fangs, elf ears, a dark long trench coat, a cowboy hat, a red tie, and some nice goblin makeup with a hint of dark academia thrown in to this mess

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them

do you ever just submit something thinking "fuck it, I don't care anymore" but then 5-seconds later you realize you actually care very very much and are seized by a gripping anxiety.

Yeah.

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

Biochemistry is so so fun except for the horrors

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

‘my child is completely fine’ your child is emotionally dependent on imaginary people