‘my Child Is Completely Fine’ Your Child Is Emotionally Dependent On Imaginary People

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

I think that I’m close with my friends until I realise that we haven’t ventured into the middle of the woods at night to find a cave in order to reestablish a secret society yet. 

to everyone making progress that nobody else recognizes, I’m proud of you

do you ever just submit something thinking "fuck it, I don't care anymore" but then 5-seconds later you realize you actually care very very much and are seized by a gripping anxiety.

Yeah.

Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to do work

Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”

Biochemistry is so so fun except for the horrors

When humans achieve interstellar space flight we discover that we live smack dab in the midst of several massive squabbling ancient alien empires. So we do the only sensible thing we could, and become space Switzerland.

how can I learn psychology in a day? please help 🙃

girl help i managed my time poorly and now im suffering the consequences

When I say I don’t use social media much I mean it.  This isn’t social media.  I can’t explain it but it’s not.