My Daily Routine Consists Of Me Waking Up And Gradually Committing All 7 Deadly Sins Throughout The Day.

I just want to wear a lab coat over my pyjamas with steampunk googles and drink monster out of test tubes and do unethical experiments on bodies that I steal from the morgue, but instead I have to be normal.

jupiter my beloved <3

which planet are you?

Actually feeling insane like they're going to let a black girl be one of the main characters of a very important and popular TV show and they're going to show her as a nuanced 3 dimensional character who is both strong and vulnerable and is treated with care and you will see her develop a close relationship with a boy who respects and values her and they're going to have a happy relationship and little black girls all over the world are going to see this oh my god

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

they should invent a 3pm that doesn't make you feel incredibly sleepy

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

When humans achieve interstellar space flight we discover that we live smack dab in the midst of several massive squabbling ancient alien empires. So we do the only sensible thing we could, and become space Switzerland.

i am the sexiest person alive. i am frightening to behold. i am a menace to society. i am going to fight god. i am falling asleep. i am a gargoyle on a church roof. i am the shadow that runs alongside your car at night. i am just some guy. i am a haunted theme park.

annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book