Jupiter My Beloved

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

no because really, who is it for? if it's getting to the point where you engage in that behaviour to affirm yourself, i tell you this will only make it worse my boi

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

I dropped my gender on the floor under my work desk and haven't seen it since. I think the floor might have eaten it.

I'm a bit offended that I wasn't born with elf ears and antlers.

When he was 8 years old, Bruce’s parents took him to play a baseball game. His team lost badly. The memory marked him so he dedicated his life to the study of baseball. Until one day he returned to be a symbol for Gotham, a master, genius baseball player. He became the Batman.

You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.

“No explicar la ciencia me parece perverso. Cuando estás enamorado, quieres decírselo al mundo”. -Carl Sagan

+ @fedkukso

my pandemic vibe lately is listening to radio garden to practice languages but low key floating away to being in a car or cafe in a foreign country and the radio is playing in the background

Remember kids