Might Fuck Around And Let Nature Reclaim Me

'it's only embarrassing if you decide it is' as a philosophy has literally changed my life

Me after updating my Tumblr app on mobile

apparently this meme didn’t actually exist, I just imagined it so vividly I was convinced I could google it, but i could not, so i made it myself.

feeling cute today. might commit acts of hubris

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)

Women in STEM (Smut, Trauma, Enemies to lovers, Masquerade balls)

Every night is sit out in my garden, in hopes that the fae will reveal themselves and take me on a journey of they're magical world, and offer me an escape from this dreadful life.

oh to have vampire fangs, elf ears, a dark long trench coat, a cowboy hat, a red tie, and some nice goblin makeup with a hint of dark academia thrown in to this mess