Alright So, I've Been Interested In Witchcraft For A While And I've Finally Decided To Get Into It. Now,

Do you sometimes have this urge to go on an epic adventure that will completely change you as a person? Do you dream about pirate ships, highest mountains and deepest woods full of secrets, brave people seemingly not from this world? I want to discover the world so much that it almost hurts. Not just the world, but the magic in it. God, sometimes I just want to see the magic. I hope there is some of it left.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I'm a bit offended that I wasn't born with elf ears and antlers.

Listen. Do it for the aesthetic. If you want to fill an entire 20 dollar sketchbook with anatomy drawings fucling do it. If you wanna get lost in the woods and come stumbling home with a bag of dried mushrooms and bones you go goblin dude. You aren't alive to go to work and hurt!! You're alive because bumblebees bump into little flowers and dandelions only open up in the sun! You're alive because cats purr when you pet them and coffee keeps you up all night!! Do everything for the aesthetic!!

dont think of it as studying. think of it as learning new things. exploring this particular topic which is unknown to you. awaken your natural curiosity and use it to your benefit.

‘my child is completely fine’ your child is emotionally dependent on imaginary people

I just want to wear a lab coat over my pyjamas with steampunk googles and drink monster out of test tubes and do unethical experiments on bodies that I steal from the morgue, but instead I have to be normal.

I am as the poets say, a disaster.

'it's only embarrassing if you decide it is' as a philosophy has literally changed my life

Frankenstein: That's it, I'm DONE. I'm selling my creature on eBay.

Clerval: Don't be crazy, you MADE him

Clerval: Sell him on Etsy