*after Hitting Breaking Point And Snapped At Both Gilgamesh*

Gudao: Do... you think Ou-sama works a little too hard sometimes?

Enkidu: *glances over to see Caster Gilgamesh nose-deep into six different books with heavy eye-bags and lots of energy drinks on the side*

Enkidu: On three, I think we need to knock him out for his own sake and mine.

How Enkidu's character works in MY BRAIN:

(One second they look divine (next second they are a handful/curious feral kid (and then go murderous somehow even Gil is scared of them

Gudas's parents visiting Chaldea Headquarters

Gudako: *whispers to Gudao* I thought Da Vinci-chan would say no...

Gudao: *whispers back* She did say she got some plans on her sleeve so...

Gudas's father: *bows* It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Gudao's and Gudako's father

Gudas's mother: *bows* And I'm their mother. Thank you so much for taking such good care of Gudao and Gudako

Da Vinci: *smiling* Leonardo Da Vinci. The world's-- *got kicked at her leg* I meant, their Boss. I'm pleased to have both Gudao and Gudako as a member of Chaldea here.

Mash: *smiles, nods* That's right. Gudao-senpai and Gudako-senpai has been such amazing senpais, Sir, Ma'am.

Cu Chulainn: *grinning* They've always been a great help too! Right?

Gilgamesh: *smiling* Yes, despite their foolish dimwit capabilities... Those mongrel has been a great honor in serving me

Gudas's mother: Did that man just say 'mongrel'?

Enkidu: *pulls Gilgamesh in a chokehold, covering his mouth and smiles at them* Pardon him, please ignore what he just said

Emiya: *nods, smiling* That's right, Gudao and Gudako are hardworking and pleasant to work with was what he meant

Gudas:

Gudako: *whispers* I don't think I've ever seen them smile so much...

Gudao: *whispers back* That's some muscle training Da Vinci-chan was talking about

The Servants probably blame themselves when the protag doesn’t get out of a battle unscathed, huh

- Ivan Turgenev

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

i like drawing gudako

bonus

messy scribble because i slept through most of white day 

Hans Christian Anderson Bonds

Totally forgot I’ve been farming bond on this guy for a long-ass time. At this rate Heracles will be at 10 soon, and how the actual hell am I supposed to interpret bond 10 for him? I barely got through this. Jesus cheeseballs I’ve fucked myself.  

Quatre

Hans Christian Anderson Bonds

Bond 1. “I’d rather not get involved in this Grand Order ordeal. I’m worthless in battle, I assure you.”

Bond 2. “I consider ’Mini-Waver’ is an insult. Being bronze in rarity does not make me unworthy of my True Name.”

Bond 3. “If you are going to force me to participate, I would prefer being allowed to make my own decisions.”

Bond 4. “I estimate that you are missing a number of brain cells. I wonder how you manage to tie your shoes without falling over yourself… But your dedication and reckless stupidity make you a worthy protagonist.”

Bond 5. “You aren’t as ill-equipped to work with me as I thought. Perhaps this partnership can be mutually-beneficial in the future.”

Bond 6. “Do you think I would have become a Heroic Spirit if I had succeeded as an actor or a poet instead of a weaver of children’s tales…? I said weaver not Waver! I still refuse to acknowledge that obnoxious title Chaldea has given me.”

Bond 7. “If I were to write the Tale of Chaldea, would I begin at the part where a mediocre magus is tasked with saving humanity? Or would I start where they show sympathy to devils and go weak in the knees for any pretty face?”

Bond 8. “Despite my eventual success in life, I suffered alone in poverty, never once reaching the dreams I held closest. I died clutching the undying light of hope that I desperately spread to others, wishing a better future for the children.”

Bond 9. “I never thought to publish my autobiography. The rest of the world would find no value in it. I found the exercise in writing it quite cathartic. It gave me the opportunity to explore my own values and assess them as I would another person. Since being summoned, I have thought about it more often.”

Bond 10. “I have been vilified as writer that thrived on sour endings, and you have accepted me. I have insulted you to your face in the name of brazen honesty, and you have encouraged me still. My uselessness and negativity have yet to drive you away. I could ask for no greater gift than the bond I am able to share with you. Thank you.”