In Other News, I Went To See Cabaret With My Mother On Broadway. Insanely Depressing Ending That I Have

I feel like people in the TCM community don’t talk about Chop-Top’s and Bubba’s relationship enough. It’s obvious Chop-Top loves Bubba, but just doesn’t like showing it (Which is normal or siblings). Considering in TCM 2, he got mad at him about messing up his metal plate and ruining his wig, but realizes that he can’t get mad at him, just asking if he got Stretch good. I just need more fanart of them being brothers who enjoy each other’s company, is that so much to ask for?

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is a repost of a house of 1000 corpses fic i finished last month, now that i'm thinking about bill. nsfw link under cut (disregard the title)

i love him so much. i'll put him in a small box just to make him feel fear

how can a man be so beautiful

what ogre characters smell like

wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)

pavi largo

- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean

- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow

- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad

the twin

- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt

- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like

- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)

harper alexander

- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume

- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)

- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies

iggy

- 🤢

- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled

- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !

walter (blood oranges)

- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something

- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne

- he is so normal it makes me ill

kitty (that Thang from demonatrix)

- yes we named it kitty

- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT

- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever

the other (skpuppy final tour alien)

- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will

- incredibly comforting

- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened

mythrus (skpuppy mythrus tour)

- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY

- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel

- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)

ok this isnt an ogre but i love him a lot and hes loosely related so here's my opinions on squelch from that weird 1990 trailer for chunk blower

- he's played by dwayne its close enough

- probably very leathery and very weed-y

- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne

thanks for coming to my TED talk part 2

*White knuckled fists on the table leaning halfway across it gritting my teeth* youmissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpoint

Run, rabbit, run

living in new jersey is definitely giving me mental illness

i hate writing smut.

i've always wanted to own a big server. should i try making a repo! discord server ? the question is, who would join ? one million tags for reach