Living In New Jersey Is Definitely Giving Me Mental Illness

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

who decided his hair was gonna be this long and beautiful? i want to thank them.

SNNRRGGFFFF BABYGIIRRLLL ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Omg his little party hat💜💜💜💜 so cute awwwww

here 📝

is the complete opposite of what i promised. that's right, people, i not only did not write otis for his birthday, i wrote MORE harper/buckman because i think i have an illness or something

i was highkey going to save horseplay for otis but look what happened (also this is like. Bare minimum horseplay i didnt even get to use the harnesses)

and mtf bateman wins in a landslide !! i'll get back to you once i've actually watched the movie

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 📝

another poll ! you all get them either way, but you choose the order. have fun

"I'll lay you on my table, and I'll cut you in half with a saw. Straight through your vagina 😃"

(2010 interview with Vanessa Lua, link below)

AM I OOMF 😭😭😭😭😭

Oomf got me back into this fucking movie

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear